Friday, February 23, 2018

Here I Go Again

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S01E11
Season 1 Episode 11



I didn't expect the Atom to call it Cause & Effect! That's what I was thinking about. Everyone else calls it Groundhog Day. It's not as good as the time that Dark Matter did it, because Isis is just such a b¡tch & I really like that White Canary called her on it. They tried really hard to make her likable, but it didn't work. I wonder if the writers got feedback that everyone hated her, because I sure do & this episode did not make me like her. It was wasted on her.

But then it turned it out, it was all part of her stupid simulation to change future history & Gideon stuck her in it. It was a lame cop-out. It would have been better if it really was a chrono-repeater & Agent Gary was funny.

I'm glad that White Canary also pointed out how Isis should not have put Helen of Troy on Themyscira.

What? That ending was unexpected. Suddenly Kid Flash & Rip Hunter! Are they going to replace Captain Cold with Kid Flash?



Greenbacks

Once Upon a Time
S07E05
Season 7 Episode 5



Good, a Princess Tiana episode. It looks like they changed her origin from New Orleans to some other realm.

So Drizella knows who she is & is pretending to be ditzy Ivy? That was a pretty good reveal so was that Prince Marius was a frog the whole time. Wreck It ralph! That was a pretty smart way to include him on the show. They really should do more stuff  like that.

I have no idea about this missing girl & the criminal, but that tattoo looks familiar. They found a picture from storybrooke of Regina & Henry. That was good.

One day I have to try some beignets. When they had that Lucy say "your famous beignets" it was so unnatural. That girl is so annoying. She doesn't talk like a normal kid & she doesn't understand basic life.

What a white knight episode. so horrible. Regina actually tells Henry that he shouldn't date Ivy, the single woman and Regina actually says that he should date the single mom. As if single mom's are better than single women!? The insanity.





Thursday, February 22, 2018

Yo Way Yo

Lexx
S04E24
Season 4 Episode 24



This was a surprisingly good series finale. The Lyekka threat seemed to come out of nowhere, but looking back you can see she was a threat for a most of this season.

I can't beleive 790 had the Lexx blow up the Earth!! They actually did it. It was nuts. The Lexx ate Denmark, Lyekka ate most of Japan & then the Earth was just destroyed! They full on destroyed the Earth.

It was pretty funny how the president & Bunny knocked that silly doctor Longbore off his rocketship with paintings of himself as a bodybuilder.

Stupid Prince finally made Kai human, right before Kai died! I didn't even notice how his death this time was just like his 1st death in the 1st episode. I thought maybe all three of them would save the day but nope. Kai detonated the Higgs-Boson & died saving the universe from Lyekka's people. And Xev & Stan were really upset about losing Kai.

I thought they were doomed, because their moths couldn't catch up to that rocketship filled with hot girls, but then the Lexx gave birth! And it looks like Xev & Stan are finally platonic friends. So a really good ending.




Beauty

Once Upon A Time
S07E04
Season 7 Episode 4

Finally! They finally gave Beauty & The Beast the happy ending that I've been asking for.

They went to the edge of the realms & lived for years in a little cottage, just the two of them living quietly without any drama. With their son Gideon visiting. Until Belle died of old age. It was great. It's too bad the entire episode wasn't just that. I'd rather watch that, then the stupid Lucy trick or treating.

I'm no longer looking at these people as the real Cinderella & Alice so the show doesn't bother me as much. Watching Henry be an awkward white knight shows he really was raised without a father. He's irritating to no end.

I would love it if Ivy sleeps with Henry! That would serve Jacinda right for being a bitch to him at the beginning of this season.



Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Home

The Punisher
S01E12
Season 1 Episode 12



I thought it was bizarre that the FBI would shoot Micro in the back. It was a smart plan to make Russo & Rawlins think he was dead so he & his family could go into witness protection. It was pretty funny the way Micro had Madani's password. I'm glad that the wife had a normal reaction to seeing her husband alive then get shot, again!

It makes sense that Frank would retreat into memories & fantasies to get through the torture. I like how he pulled the reverse interrogation again to get those two comfortable to admit what they did on video.

How did Madani not bring an ambulance with her?? She knew Frank was being tortured. That was just bad writing.

Madani did not expect to hear Frank say that he was the one that pulled the trigger. I like that Micro forced Madani to help him. They knew how DHS worked & set up all the cameras, they should have hidden more weapons for him though, if Billy had not gotten annoyed with Rawlins, he'd be dead.



The Garden of Forking Paths

Once Upon a Time
S07E03
Season 7 Episode 3


We got to see Tiana, but she didn't call herself a princess & made no mention of being from New Orleans. So I don't know what they're doing with her. We already saw her in the 1st episode at the ball so they need to give Tiana her own episode to explain what she's doing in that realm.

That little girl was such an ungrateful brat. Her mom got her a condo so they can be together & Lucy has the nerve to say she didn't want to be with her that way? There wasn't even a crime committed, just a compromise to stop fighting each other.

Henry is such a pathetic white knight. They really need to dress him as one, because it's cringe-inducing watching him chasing after Cinderella.

I'm glad I watched Once Upon a Time in Wonderland before I kept watching this season. Because this Latina Cinderella has a dead Anastasia.


Tuesday, February 20, 2018

The Perils of Peekablue

She-Ra: Princess of Power
S02E15
Season 2 Episode 15

I like that She-Ra used her sword like a sword. Then she even got frustrated & threw her sword at the ground! That was great. I liked Hordak's colonial cannon arm.

Poor Peekablue needs a weapon, she's really defenseless. She-Ra was there & the Horde Troopers still kidnapped Peekablue.

In this episode Glimmer couldn't use her powers to escape that claw robot but suddenly she can make herself & others invisible!? I'm going to ret-con Glimmer's powers & say that because she is young in this cartoon, she has slowly been learning how to use her powers over the course of the series. Tthat is why she didn't use these powers in earlier episodes.

I don't know why Adora left Keeber in charge instead of Netossa or Spinerella. I get they wanted a father/son reunion, but they could have had it by making Keeber help Spinnerella be the temporary leader while Adora got kidnapped. or Netossa. It's annoying how they don't use the other characters when it would be so easy to do so.