Sunday, February 26, 2017

How Are Thou Fallen

Shadowhunters
S02E07
Season 2 Episode 7

What? Simon has 6-pack abs? Are those vampire abs? It was pretty funny because Clary finally saw him as a man & he almost got out of the friendzone, but he's so dumb he screwed it up.

Jace gave him advice on how to pick up girls, by using a glamour spell to look just like Simon, but of course, Simon is so stupid that he tried those moves on Maia, who already liked him as himself. 

Isabel needs to stop being addicted to Yin Fen. I hope she starts bullying Simon into giving her vampire venom & she ends up fighting Clary.

There's an actual angel? I thought Shadowhunters were part angels? What are they? 


Saturday, February 25, 2017

Luthors

Supergirl
S02E12
Season 1 Episode 12

I forgot about Cadmus & Lena's mom. I like how they showed young Lex at the beginning & how they embraced the Smallville story of having Clark & Lex be friends before he became Superman!! That was pretty cool! 

Jimmy Olsen needs to stop whining. Supergirl is right & him being Guardian is a bad idea. I liked how they are talking about confirmation bias & the news cycle.

Metallo & Cyborg Superman are back, They are going to have to explain where that fake Kryptonite came from. Then Mxyzptlk!! shows up at the end. 

Oh no, I thought they were going to have a good Luthor, but that chess game at the end sure makes her seem like she's evil & was manipulating her mom!

I like how Mon-El, was like, nobody cares that you are a lesbian, shut up.


Rock in the Road

The Walking Dead
S07E09
Season 7 Episode 9

Seriously, it's annoying how everyone keeps talking about how Mason is a coward & an idiot but he's kept Hilltop safe, meanwhile Arcadia had tons of their people die once Rick showed up.

So glad the king told them no. He needs to keep The Kingdom safe for as long as possible. Especially because his subjects have no idea what's going on, they aren't going to fight some phantom menace.

But that sentry guy is right, the saviors get stronger, the more they are fed & given things. Although it's really stupid that they were breaking things while they looked for Darryl.

It was funny that Rick smiled when those people by the dock showed up. Where they even near that lake? How did Gabriel know to go there?

Friday, February 24, 2017

XXXI

Black Sails
S04E03
Season 4 Episode 3

Oh man, the pirates invaded Nassau in broad daylight! I guess Billy heard what was happening. They killed that fat dude. That was a good ending with his locket falling to the ground. Pretty sad.

I can't believe that Jack surrendered. I thought he had a plan to double cross Rodgers. Did he even have a plan, except save Blackbeard's life? Which only lasted a few hours. It's too bad they shot him, I would have kept dragging him.

I was wondering how Blackbeard was bloody, I didn't realize they were dragging him under the hull against the barnacles. That's a pretty brutal way to kill someone, they drown while they get cut up. Did they really do that?


Chapter 1

Legion
S01E01
Season 1 Episode 1

This was a really interesting looking 1st episode, but I doubt they can continue the cinematic look every episode.

The story was ok, but I don't know why they choose Xavier's son to have a show without explaining who he is. If you don't know who he is, this show doesn't make much sense, especially with all the jumping around. Also, he's mostly important because he created the Age of Apocalypse, and I doubt they are going to do that, so why him?

It's also interesting how much of the design & fashion is early 60s, but that interviewer has a modern tablet. They saved the x-team for the end, but they seriously overpowered that telekinetic guy.


Thursday, February 23, 2017

They Came First

Emerald City
S01E07
Season 1 Episode7

Woah! After Princess Langwidre was a bitch to Jack when he was just trying to be sympathetic & kicking him out in the Screaming Forest, she gives him a hand job!? I did not expect that. On regular tv too!

The scarecrow really is heartless, once Glinda restored his memory he betrayed Dorothy without a 2nd thought. She should have known when they explained to him how he was transporting child witches & attacked other soldiers. This has to be the stupidest version of Dorothy ever.

The wizard is right, those witches are dangerous, I'm glad the wizard threw them all in the pit.


Homecoming

Sleepy Hollow
S04E06
Season 4 Episode 6

Did they just ret-con Ichabod's origin? I'm pretty sure Katrina kept him alive until modern times because she knew the witness was going to be needed. Instead they acted as if Washington betrayed him.

Unfortunately they decided to ret-con his ability to fight the horseman of death by saying that the philosopher's stone is the reason he was able to decapitate him. What is the point of even having Ichabod on this show anymore? He's been de-powered, has no magical weapons, can't fight & keeps getting kidnapped. All he does is point at the bad guys. He's so useless.

Somehow Malcolm is still alive even though nobody died?