Comes with Everything You See Here

Masters of the Universe: Revelation
S01E10

He-man finally showed up in the very last episode of this garbage show. of course he's a Man so this show did it's best to make him as ineffectual as possible, because this has been the Teela & Evil-Lyn show from the beginning.

According to his show, you can keep the power of Grayskull once you get it. Dark-Lyn dropped the sword, Prince Adam picked it up & turned into He-Man but Dark-lyn remained, just stupid. Is there an infinite amount of power? Does He-Man only call for a percentage? Did Dark-Lyn's power decrease? The show doesn't care about things like that.

Then He-Man gave the power to Skeletor. so now there were 3 champions of Grayskull all at the same time. How incredibly stupid. but of course, the two men together still couldn't beat grrrl power. Sorceress Teela defeated her. The Sorceress who was always just "the guardian of Grayskull & didn't have as much power as The Champion" saves the day, because vagina. Remember, this is the Teela & Evil-Lyn show.

Orko is now some ribbon magician?? that was strange. Evil-lyn then keeps him from going back to subternia, how? Then she's forgiven even though she killed everyone in Heaven!! Just when I though they dropped that dumb tech storyline Trap-Jaw & Tri-Klops are able to overpower Skeletor even though he's back at full strength, for motherHorde? ugh.

After an entire episode where Man-At-Arms was tHe mOsT dAnGeRoUs mAn iN eTeRnIa, Andra turned out to be stronger than him, again because vagina. She was made the new Man-At-Arms even though she was only in one battle for the king, I guess because Clamp Champ is dead & this time, blck vagina. 

What a terrible show. The action we all hoped to see was lacking, a cool looking He-man that we all hoped to see was in only 2 episodes, all the characters that we hoped to see didn't appear & the few that did, were mocked or killed. If you think this was good, you should be embarassed that you have such poor taste in storytelling. 

Hope, for a Destination

Masters of The Universe: Revelation
S01E09

In addition to the terrible writing there is the terrible voice acting from whoever they hired to be Marlena. They named the Avions & Andreenids, but not all those other weird races from the 1st episode. That would have been more impressive: that races we were not familiar with came to help, but that should be expected from this awful show. 'hey, Prince Adam why don't you turn into He-Man again even though you don't have the sword' well, why doesn't Skeletor?

Dark-Lyn whines about Skeletor & even though she would be dead or a sex slave somewhere had he not saved her, according to this show & comic universe, Evil-Lyn is now an agent of chaos & nihilism. Boring. She’s just an angry little girl.

Then they insult Goatman & Pig Boy. Beastman being a beta orbiter is annoying. Then they turn him into a warthog, basically. Human girls Andra & Teela can beat Spikor, Webstor & Clawful? Because grrrl power or whatever. I don’t even care anymore.

The Gutter Rat

Masters of The Universe: Revelation
S01E08

Ugh, this show just gets worse. Not only is He-Man able to call the power of Grayskull without the sword, invalidating everything about the sword. Now Evil-Lyn grabs the sword & calls the power. Why doesn't she just call it without the sword the way Prince Adam did? or Skeletor can call it away from her, now that he had the power once. Nobody thought this through.

Just as kevin smith said, the 2nd half of the 1st season of MOTUR is all about Evil-Lyn. So far, 3 episodes without He-Man. That "Savage Prince Adam" in ep 6 was not He-Man. Sure, everyone made Evil-Lyn into Skeletor's girlfriend as kids. The problem is that this show makes her seem like she hates him, so why would he suddenly fall for her seduction. he has all the power, he could just make her get undressed. Just more stupidity

Oh look, Randor & Marlena are getting divorced, can't have a happy marriage between straight White people. And blackwashed Andra gets a high-ranking position for no reason. Can this show get any dumber?

Yes, if Evil-Lyn is the Sorceress of Grayskull she can't also be the champion. That would mean that the Zoar Sorceress could have been the champion, what do you need Prince Adam for? Then Dark-Lyn destroys "heaven" so they killed Clamp Champ & blackwashed King Grayskull. Only blackwashed Andra is left. Forced diversity killed 2 blacks on this show

Reason and Blood

Masters of The Universe: Revelation
S01E07

Savage He-Man grabs a battle-axe & murders multiple transformed residents of Eternos city. if they change back, then this was a huge mistake, like the killing of Fisto & Clamp Champ.

Now Teela can do magic, with zero training, she teleports them to the Mystic Mountains. Why did they end up there? She didn't know Point Dread was there or that Randor was there. Then Savage He-Man is going to kill his own dad??! We get a touching speech by Randor to Prince Adam, the only good piece of writing in this series so far, but somehow Randor was able to recognize his dead son as a savage but never recognized him as He-Man? More stupidity from this show.

Listening to Mark Hamil be unable to maintain the raspy Skeletor voice is distracting.

It was cool to see Pigboy & Goatman on screen.

Cleaved in Twain

Masters of The Universe: Revelation
S01E06

It took me over a year to watch this continuation of the 1st season because the first 5 episodes were bad. Well this one is even worse. The writing is terrible. The lame jokes are not funny at all. "I'd like to fist him" - that was stupid, this was written by someone who doesn't like Masters of the Universe, so they mock it. Official media from the brand owner should never mock the brand itself, it basically insults the customers for consuming/buying it. The fact that these last 5 episodes did not break into the top 10 list on Netflix when it premiered is clear that the casual fans who watched the 1st 5 episodes didn't bother to return to watch more of this garbage. So what's wrong with this episode?

Instead of using existing evil warriors that have never been in a cartoon, everyone is turned into a ram's head creature, (just dumb) including Clamp Champ & Fisto, then they are killed. Instead of elevating the existing black heroic warrior, they prefer to kill him to focus on the blackwashed girl character who is nothing like the original Andra. The cartoon even said "they deserved a better death" in the actual episode. It comes across as a direct insult to the viewer. 'you're watching this bad show? They deserved a better death, but because we know you will settle for this poorly written garbage we didn't bother to try, so we just killed them off' sucker.

Fake Andra stops Fisto's punch with her own techno fist? Her arm bones would have shattered. He-Man transforms without the sword? It negates the entire struggle for the sword & control of Castle Grayskull. This terrible idea also tells every kid who spent time playing with their action figures using that storyline, that they wasted their time. Thanks Kevin!

I'll suffer through the rest of this train wreck because I'm not contributing to the views, maybe one a week.