The Secret of Spoons

American Gods
S01E02
Season 1 Episode 2

This episode opened with some terrible speech about slavery & black people. But it was told by some god dressed like a pimp. So black people are just pimps who dress in guady clothes. Nice stereotype, they don't seem to even know what they are doing.

Shadow bet his life on a checkers game that was already in progress. That was really dumb. I get that these people are all "gods" of some sort, but of course every show has to have a lesbian in it, so the woman swallowing men into her vagina bangs a girl.

I like that Shadow saw the dick pic his dead wife received from the dude she was cheating on him with. I hope it haunts him for the rest of the show.

The show would be more interesting if they explained who these gods are but I'm starting to feel like this show is for people who read the book already. I'm not interested in doing research about a tv show to know who these people are.

The Bone Orchard

American Gods
S01E01
Season 1 Episode 1

It started out with some campy, schlocky Viking story that was really dumb. When that professor wrote the year 813AD as ce, I almost turned it off. Luckily the show became normal with Lincoln getting out of prison & meeting the King of The Free Folk on the plane. If there is any SJW crap, I'm just going to stop watching it though. I don't have any patience anymore.

It was an interesting 1st episode, it seemed a lot like Preacher, it even has an Irish guy who likes to fight. That funeral scene sucked but how did he not read about his wife cheating in the newspaper. That would have been reported.

What paroled convict would decline to have sex with the widow of the dude who banged your wife to death? Is he just a mangina? Who is that giant black woman who swallowed that dude up into her vagina?