Finish Line

Blood Drive
S01E13
Season 1 Episode 13

This turned out to be a really good show. It's not usually the kind of thing I watch. 

For a minute I thought they had seriously killed Arthur. It was so sudden, I would have been really impressed if they had, but it was just a Blood Gate gun. 

Instead Grace died with her sister. I didn't like it but I see how it makes sense for her & for the show if it kept going. Her story was over & she didn't abandon her sister, even though she did shove her soul-less sister into a blood engine last episode!

I really like how Julian Slink kept lying to everyone about the bomb & the timer. It was pretty funny.

I like how they gave us flashbacks about stuff, the Aki units & how she still had humanity code, Julian is a clone, so we don't need all those expanded universe media he talked about.

Christopher just went berserk & turned into a full cyborg, it was a little strange that he got so mad at Arthur but I guess not everyone can be saved.

Then Barbie ended up at Heartanamo Bay? That would have been an interesting story for a 2nd season if syfy hadn't have cancelled the show for that garbage Happy that only the critics like.

Faces of Blood Drive

Blood Drive
S01E12
Season 1 Episode 12

Christopher was finally reunited with Arthur. Except he's a robot? When did they switch the real one with a robot?

I'm so glad Arthur just cut Slink's head off without a lot of talk, not that it mattered, he's immortal somehow, or a robot? I don't even care. I'm glad he's back, Karma on the other hand should have stayed dead. Whining about being a girl. Ugh, who do they think is watching this show. 

Slink's psycho scooter where the chair was the body of that guy he just killed was pretty cool.

This time there was a real audience there to watch the Primo get sacrificed? Shouldn't they be racing? A least the Camaro showed up at the end. They are going after Heart & I guess going to kill Karma again. I like the Blood Engine better than the Soul Reclamator.

Rise of the Primo

Blood Drive
S01E11
Season 1 Episode 11

WTF, the Heart ceo was Karma the whole time?? Her pulling off his skin was gross. That was nuts & made no sense, but it was great.

It was pretty funny how they were in an empty arena with nobody watching. Just sounds & lights. I had hoped they would drive a little or a demolition derby or something.

So it's called a Blood Gate, not a vagina-port.

What happened to Arthur, he just became overcome with killing? He even threw away his book. It was unexpected. I was shocked when Grace threw her sister into an Blood Engine, but Karma's been watching Grace this whole time, so there was no redeeming her if she didn't get it.

Then she came back to life! I thought the race was to use Blood as a fuel source, but it's also to power the Soul Reclamator so she can be immortal?

Scar Tissue

Blood Drive
S01E10
Season 1 Episode 10

All right!! Finally a good episode after the last two bad ones. This was a cult episode. They messed up a little at the end but it was still good. I really liked Slink doing the preacher sermon at the end. It was pretty funny. Slink talking about using comics & other media to explain the convoluted mythology was also hysterical.

I guess the cronenberg town was on a small outcropping of the scar, because if it was that easy to fix, someone would have filled it with cement by now.

The gas made them see what they wanted to see, but did it also turn them into deformed mutants? Crazy that it didn't work with mirrors. Ugh, that means that Arthur drank a pitcher of dog pee at the beginning.

I was wondering why Christopher & Aki didn't vagina-port to Arthur but then I remembered that they weren't at Heart headquarters. A silver car sounded cool, but it doesn't look as cool as a primary color. I'm surprised that Aki isn't going with them, it would have been cool to have everyone back together.

The Chopsocky Special

Blood Drive
S01E09
Season 1 Episode 9

They made it seem like this was going to be a Kung Fu episode so I was super disappointed when it turned out to be a spirit quest instead. They should have made it a native american theme instead of Chinese. At least it would have made more sense.

The 50s home was good, and I like that all the racers showed up again.

I don't care that the Chinese lady was the Aki's mom. Nobody cares about that. I am curious where Arthur is. Did she take him? Her being in the car & helping them could be interesting.

I expected the scar to be a lot bigger. It looked smaller than a river. Maybe they can't build bridges over it??

A Fistful of Blood

Blood Drive
S01E08
Season 1 Episode 8

For a western, this episode was a little disappointing. 

I was hoping there would be a showdown in town or more horses or something. Arthur tried to help some people being pursued by the corrupt sheriff, but then at the end it turned out that the sheriff could either see people's true evil nature or their future. So maybe the sheriff was right.

The split story was interesting but it was a little weird. Is that from a western? The mechanic girl was so weird. I thought The Scholar was gay?

There's no more Contra Crime? What is happening in Los Angeles now??

The Gentleman’s Agreement

Blood Drive
S01E07
Season 1 Episode 7

I like that they talked about the scar some more. 

There really are no cops in this world. Julian stabbed that girl executive in the cafeteria & nobody reacted.

I can't believe Sergeant Goyer did that to Officer Christopher! I can't believe he just snapped her neck like that. But he is so stupid, he really loves that sex bot? What a moron. What happened to fast food girl?

They replace Slink with The Gentleman. The Gentleman turned out to be an incompetent power hungry loser. He kept trying to kill all the racers & nobody respected him.

This episode was so violent. The monster that Julian released was ripping people in half & killed a ton of drivers. What are they going to do next episode?

Booby Traps

Blood Drive
S01E06
Season 1 Episode 6

This one was an Amazon Women episode.

"At least the machine's not allowed to vote."

Them milking the men for sperm was not what I expected. That wife is so violent. 

"We just got Wil E Coyote'd!"

Her car uses 8-track tapes?

I didn't expect for her sister to be dead. I thought they might find her & she'd join their team or something. I guess they figured it made more sense for her to get revenge.

I love that Julian stabbed that executive because he refuses to use the oxford comma!!

"It's nothing more than a stylistic conceit of publishing houses entirely gratuitous to precise language."

Aki's choice of actions were really funny. He's lucky she didn't choose. kill, maim, or castrate him. Man, he must be really stupid if he thinks they weren't monitoring him.

The Fucking Dead

Blood Drive
S01E05
Season 1 Episode 5

So this episode was a outbreak movie? or a VD movie? Did they make grind house movies about that stuff?

I thought that Julian had ruined everything by killing Jaime & Cersei Lannister at the end but I guess that machine was for bottling liquids, so he's lucky that the orange cure was in them. I thought it would be produced when they orgasmed or after they had been having sex for awhile the way it did with the people infected with the Dionysus strain.

How do still have mail in this weird future? I'm surprised that the cop was so shocked by his cyborg eye, it didn't look that bad, but it was so funny when Aki started screaming with him. The blue bunnies were funny too.

They can teleport using a Blood Gate!?

In the Crimson Halls of Kane Hill

Blood Drive
S01E04
Season 1 Episode 4

I just realized that each episode is a different grind house genre, this one is the insane asylum. Last episode was vampires, before that was cannibals.

I liked the fight scene with all the freeze frames. Grace was right, they should have gone in with weapons. 

That poor cop, Aki totally fisted him! Then she gave him a crazy hand job! I am still shocked at what they are showing on this show.

So Julian used to be a DJ & before that a doctor? How is he still so young? I wonder where Grace's sister is? Is she at Heart headquarters?

Steel City Nightfall

Blood Drive
S01E03
Season 1 Episode 3

Julian on the phone with the corporate suits was hysterical. That was the best part of this episode! I was also thinking it was too much Arthur & Grace. The original Drive spent time with all the racers. & they were right, there needs to be more racing!

It's sad that I understood the corporate jargon that those people were using. i do like learning about what happened after The Scar appeared.

That married couple was annoying. The husband should have murdered his wife in her sleep. Them kissing each other with the dead person's eyeball was gross, but it didn't make sense that they were throwing body parts at the other racer instead of using the parts as fuel.

Welcome To Pixie Swallow

Blood Drive
S01E02
Season 1 Episode 2

Oh no, they killed fat Elvis & it's only episode 2!! I guess they plan on replacing drivers? Caligula saving the dog in the car would have been funnier if it was daytime. At night in the desert, it's cold. That dog was better off in the car.

How does dumb Grace not know how to fix her own car? She's in a cross country car race & can't fix her murder car?

Cannibals make sense. It's like when Lenina Huxley told John Spartan "do you see any cows around here" when she let him know it was rat burgers. Like how did they just pull into a diner & not think about the burgers.

So it's not just like Death Race, Heart Enterprises wants to turn it into Running Man with cars. It was pretty funny how Small Wonder said that people are ready for it now.

The F-cking Cop

Blood Drive
S01E01
Season 1 Episode 1

They aren't kidding when they called it a grindhouse show. I can't believe the gore that they showed on tv. There was blood spattering everywhere, body parts & maimed people. Then at the end the anal sex between Grace & Arthur. The even used black bars to hide genitals. I hope it gets tamer after this 1st episode, because I don't think I want them to top it.

It's just like Drive: a secret illegal cross country car race, except the drivers are murderers & the cars use blood for fuel. I like how this is being run by Heart Enterprises. I guess it's a test of their new cars & how it would affect society? That part I really like. Sometimes they don't think these future shows through. If water is so scarce, how are people being drinking beer & liquor at parties? Wouldn't everyone walk around with water recyclers for their urine like in Waterworld?

I knew that girl cop was a robot, her eyes were an unnatural green. The only bad part was when Grace whined that old white men were watching her. I don't know why everyone thinks that crap is acceptable these days.