Maternis

Stitchers
S03E10
Season 3 Episode 10

I really hope that Ivy was working with Blair the last few episodes ever since she was confronted by Maggie & Fisher.

I can't believe Stinger was shooting in the same room as his wife. That was really stupid of all of them. Switching the bodies was really weird.

This episode was going really well until the last 5 minutes when Kirsten got amnesia from the stitch. I got so mad because it was like the series finale of Chuck. That finale of Chuck was infuriating because the man had to win over the girl again. But then the very last minute of this episode made me calm down because someone was forcing her to pretend to have amnesia. Which makes sense because when she had temporal displasia she didn't remember meeting Cameron as a kid, but this time she did.

I'm not sure who though, maybe Dr. Phlox because they showed him in the previously segment. I'm not sure what the point of that would be but it's still way better than them pulling a Chuck.

Kill It Forward

Stitchers
S03E09
Season 3 Episode 9

This episode sucked.

The Strangers on a Plane mashup with Nerve could have been good but out of nowhere this woman shows up? and Kate just happens to know Fisher? It was such a stupid & abrupt end to the case of the week.

Then Camille totally over-reacted to being listed on the website. They work in an underground bunker but she acted like she was in danger, also dumb. The only good part was when she whined that the way to cut a woman in half is to "partner her with a man" & then minutes later Detective Fisher showed how useless she was when he saved her life. Because she's useless.

They waited until the end of the season to develop this weird love interest between Maggie & Detective Fisher. 

Dreamland

Stitchers
S03E08
Season 3 Episode 8

Aliens! I can't believe that Fred guy didn't tell his old friend it was a prank for so many years. What a scumbag. 

Kirsten found out that Ivy is working with her dad & as if that wasn't bad enough, Ivy was the one messing with her & almost made Kirsten get stuck in the dream memory!  Stupid Linus wanted her to work with them. I hope they arrrest her before the season ends.

Cameron keeps turning out to be right, over & over again. He deserves to be in charge.

Just The Two Of Us

Stitchers
S03E07
Season 3 Episode 7

It was a good episode with all the puzzles & her dealing with her feelings for Cameron. It didn't make any sense that Kirsten & Cameron were in the lab all alone. There is no way that everyone would be cleared out that way & as soon as I saw the puzzle piece, I knew she had stitched into an autistic guy's brain. 

I also like that she mentioned that they treated her as if she was autistic when she was a kid. I liked that they reminded us of her old temporal displasia & how it would affect something like playing basketball. The peeping tom thing was a little weird especially the way Cameron reacted to it.

I really like how they brought back all those old victims.

The Gremlin and the Fixer

Stitchers
S03E06
Season 3 Episode 6

The 1st rule of video game fight club is that they don't actually fight. That was the only dumb part, when the tie wearing guy punched Cameron. I would think they would kick you out after that.

That was really stupid that they called in the ME to do computer work when they were in a building filled with computer geniuses. There was a way better way to have the stupid ME show up in that episode.

At least now they know how IVY is a big fat liar. The good part was when Maggie told her we don't do lawyers. Hah, Kirsten, Zelda was all into your man. You better get over it soon.

How did that space company not have contacts with the government.

Paternis

Stitchers
S03E05
Season 3 Episode 5

Camille is super-annoying. How is anyone friends with her? She took out her frustration on everyone because she can't talk to people. Meanwhile I don't even know what's wrong with her dumb DJ, ME. Good riddance to that story line. Nobody cares.

I liked seeing them all as kids & what their family relationships were like.

Ivy is just annoying, the only good thing is that her crazy old man father is around.

Mind Palace

Stitchers
S03E04
Season 3 Episode 4

I like that they started trying to map the rest of the brain. Cameron was right, they should have told him. I don't see why he would say no.

They should stick with the funny references in the stitch room, but I guess they are trying to appeal to girls. It was funny when Chloe walked around naked while poor Cameron can't sleep with Kirsten. He's like cold showers do not work.

I hate the way Camille & Linus are just perfectly ok with each other banging other people, it just shows that they didn't really care about each other. I was hoping Amanda would cheat with the spy girl but instead they fought. I can see Camille beating up the spy, she was training with the cop, but the ME who is also a DJ is also a fighter? Give me a break. She's now officially a Mary Sue.

Perfect

Stitchers
S03E03
Season 3 Episode 3

Camille is being really childish, she came to work hungover & was being sarcastic to Cameron then she blamed Linus for what she said.

That plastic surgeon was ugly but she should blame the butcher who made her that way, or even better, herself. She didn't have to get plastic surgery. All these girls & none of them taking responsibility for what they did. Girls blaming others for their own actions seems to be the them for this episode. 

What was the point of the locked computer showing up with the dead guy's name? We already know that these are training sessions so obviously they are choosing dead people who fit some kind of algorithm.

So Cameron & Kirsten can't have sex, I guess it makes sense considering she didn't really have emotions until recently. It's still not what I expected. They really should push forward with her mom story line in case this show doesn't get renewed. I don't think it's that popular.

For Money or Love

Stitchers
S03E02
Season 3 Episode 2

The cotw was interesting. The dead girlfriend turned out to be a duplicitous corporate spy.

I really like that Camille didn't get the promotion. That's what you get for taking advice from stupid nice guy Linus. Cameron is right, protect the program & protect Kirsten, even if she doesn't like it.

I didn't like how easily Linus is over Camille & is now into Kirsten's sister, dumb.

The lesbian Camille & medical examiner storyline is not interesting at all, but I'm sure they are going to devote a lot of time to this stupid thing.

Out of the Shadows

Stitchers
S03E01
Season 3 Episode 1

As soon as Dr. Phlox's son was there, I thought it was a little too convenient for them to get control of the program, instead Daniel Stinger killed an innocent kid just to send a message to Kirsten! The son wasn't a bad guy. There was no need for that. What kind of monster is he? 

That sucks that Linus's dad died a few days ago.

Kirsten should not have been able to walk or stand up from the tank after being there for 3 days, she should have been weak & that water could not have been good for her.

That was smart about going over Blair's head to the defense secretary, I was wondering how they were going to get out of that mess, they were so insubordinate, I'm surprised they weren't thrown in an actual detention block AA-23.

It's too bad about Nina, sure she was jealous but she had every right to be. 

All In

Stitchers
S02E10

I liked that when they stitched into Liam he had some weird tear across all his memories, I think they said it was where the bullet hit his brain. Kirsten found out that he wasn't even British & her dad hired him to spy on her! Ivy Brown said her mom is still alive too, which is weird because Kirsten thought she killed her mom when her dad made her stitch into her mom.

"You sounded like an angry robot."

Camille shows how she's still a slut. Det. Fisher was just consoling her about Liam so she invites him over for a booty call, luckily his wife Stephanie showed up trying to re-kindle their marriage so he didn't realize what she was up to. Of course, she has no concern about Linus.

"We agreed that you're Samwise & I'm Frodo."

I really liked the scene with Linus & his dad. His dad told him that he knows about the Stitchers Program & to stitch into his memories if he dies so Linus can see how proud he is and how much he loves Linus. Then Linus said he doesn’t need to stitch to know that.

Stupid Kirsten tried to threaten Dr. Phlox & he put her in her place. Then he brought in all these armed agents when they stitched into that scientist & fat Tim punched one of them!

Nina found Cameron’s NSA badge & they were even more honest but that was for nothing because Kirsten kissed him.

What kind of crazy app can take a picture of binary & convert it?

The Guest

Stitchers
S02E09

I like the the way they did this episode with Kirsten telling her sister about the zip couch case & the old The Producers scam. At 1st I was wondering why Linus was in the hospital, then they showed us later that it was because of his father. 

I was not impressed with Ivy Brown. She was a difficult person & they gave her some pretty lame lines. "You speak for the dead," like Kirsten is some kind of zombie Lorax.

"I'm clearly upset & you want to reference comic books."

Umm actually, Cameron was talking about the TV show, not the comic book. Lina was being a fake geek girl again, it's like the writers didn't consult her 1st two appearances. She was still being annoying.

I can't believe they killed Liam. That was unexpected, they made it seem like Kirsten was going to try dating him. I guess Dr. Phlox did not want any of that. But that means they will be able to stitch into him next episode.

Red Eye

Stitchers
S02E08

Cameron has to go to work & Nina's trying to make him late, for work. What is wrong with her? Then she reveals herself to be a Fake Geek Girl when she says "It's just video games." Umm, video games are a billion dollar industry you clingy weirdo. Then she insults comic book customers by calling us "Uber-nerds."

"May the odds be ever in your favor."

I can't believe they didn't follow up on Kirsten having a nose bleed. She fainted in the water, that nurse should have stopped her.

"What's your Vector Victor?" - "That literally means nothing to me."

It's good that Camille told Linus the truth about Liam. Now that she doesn't have to go all the way with Liam, there's no need to keep it a secret. But he already broke into her apartment.

When Linus didn't map that 6th person's memories, we should have seen random stuff, not the airplane ceiling.

Pretty Little Lawyers

Stitchers
S02E07

Those lawyers were awful awful people but their interviews were pretty funny though.

Kirsten & her new emotions were very angry about Camille making out with her Liam. I like that the relationship drama on the show isn't pointless, it's part of undercover work.

I liked seeing Maggie flirt with that lawyer guy even though he can't dress, a green handkerchief with a blue tie & a blue shirt? Really.

What was the point of making Cameron's dad be a Bernie Madoff-type guy. It was unnecessary to the show & his character. It makes sense for Caroline on 2 Broke Girls but not here. And what was the point of giving Kirsten a sister? We are already dealing with her murderer father, they should have saved that fro season 3. Is she who is talking to her using the young Cameron?

The Dying Shame

Stitchers
S02E06

I like that Kirsten can understand other languages when she stitches.

So somebody is using a boy version of Cameron to communicate with Kirsten but she should be suspicious, they even admitted that they are trying to trick her into trusting them. She needs to tell Cameron because soon he will have no choice but to let Maggie know what is going on with her, especially now that he saw her bedroom wall.

"Chippy McChipperson"

Not sure why Cameron was being weird about going to Nina's apt but now he has the answer to life the universe & everything.

"On a scale of 1-10, I'm a 42"

Linus caught Camille lying to him, I'm surprised she was honest with him, she's such a good liar, she could have told him she's doing undercover work or something else.

Midnight Stitcher

Stitchers
S02E05

They are starting to do more sci-fi cases by having a MI-6 agent use sound waves to mind control some actress to kill a movie director. It was interesting but they should have explained it a little better in their board room.

"Lord of the purity rings."

Kirsten was really stretching it thinking that some random jumper was connected to her. Dr. Phlox is going to be really mad when he finds out they stitched , just the 4 of them, especially because Kirsten almost died. That's why they have a med team.

I liked the mental block in the jumper's brain.

I'm glad they revealed that Camille was back to being a spy again & not a cheater, but it looks like she might go all the way.

Two Deaths of Jamie B

Stitchers
S02E04

I like that Cameron is pursuing the comic book girl.

It was pretty weird that she just showed up at his apt, I buy comics all the time, there is no personal delivery. Also there is no way they would know those issue numbers. Only really old geeks care about those 1st appearances anymore. Every comic has been digitized & every story has been summarized online. Nobody buys those things anymore.

Cameron could have left the friendzone sooner if not for stupid Linus, although Linus knows not to hesitate when the moment presents itself.

As I suspected, giving Kirsten emotions has been bad, she had Cameron in the friendzone & lost her temporal displasia. What good is she now?

When did they give Camille a badge?

The One That Got Away

Stitchers
S02E03

I like that suddenly we find out the cop is a regular at the secret cop bar but I'm surprised that everyone knows about the NSA connection.

I liked how Cameron turned the tables on that Psychologist.

There were a bunch of good misdirects. Sometimes these shows become so obvious with who the killer is that they really need to work on the other stuff to make it interesting.

Camille's older brother Theo was wasn't that bad until dinner, but I think he just reacted to Linus white knighting her. They aren't even boyfriend & grilfriend. It was super obvious that Theo was going to rob him. Why didn't Camille realize that?

Hack Me If You Can

Stitchers
S02E02

I totally forgot that they are official NSA agents. It was funny how they kept bringing people in to be interrogated in their windowless van.

Cameron is still being reckless & almost bought a motorcycle until Lutessa Luthor cancelled his credit cards.

She was playing with him & Kirsten using her super hacker powers to make their lives difficult because they figured out that she murdered her ex-husband & tried to hide it by making it look like anonymous did it because he cheated on her.

2.0

Stitchers
S02E01

Cameron is alive, which is good, how they brought him back was pretty lame.

They wanted to show Kirsten be more emotional. I'm not sure if this was a good idea. She was also angry. It might be changing the show too much if she's going to be so emotional now. Maybe they are going for having her emotions become a problem later on. Hopefully that's why Kirsten was getting angry with Cameron for helping Turner, because that made no sense. He didn't know.

Cameron is being even more reckless too.

I can't believe they killed Les Turner. He could have been a really good villain.

Maggie taking the gun and refusing to take the blame for Turner's death was pretty crazy.

Turns out Kirsten's dad is killing everyone.