Future Man
S01E13
Serasn 1 Episode 13
This finale was anti-climactic. Kronish killed himself because Joosh probably wouldn't have done it anyway. Now he's avoidthetunnel. but that meant that Tiger & Wolf died but Dingo & Owl were alive.
At least they explained why Kronish wasn't living on the boat & why he went back into medical research.
Some of it was funny, but not that much. It's an ok show for an action comedy. It just isn't consistent. Too much of the humor is based on shock. It was funny when Wolf spoke Navi to Joosh.
Future Man
S01E12
Season 1 Episode 12
It was funny how Tiger said "that was years ago" & he's like, "you said that this morning!" The rest of the episode wasn't that funny.
His life was way better in this timeline as Joosh. It's dumb that he feels like it's fake cause he doesn't have friends. The people from his video game store weren't his friends in the original timeline either. And he's not the 1st celebrity to choose a sex doll over real gold diggers.
At 1st I didn't understand why there were two of him until he explained that they finally altered the timeline enough that they are in new timeline where he never finish the game.
Future Man
S01E11
Season 1 Episode 11
This episode wasn't that funny. It was a little funny when it was suddenly a year later & Tiger was taking care of baby Kronish & talking like a southerner. But it was really frustrating that she didn't just kill Kronish when he was a baby.
Wolf living in the 80s was ok, but when he was describing the disgusting food near the end, it was almost too much. Somebody tried really hard to come up with gross stuff.
Futureman
S01E10
Season 1 Episode 10
I knew that he was going to get the identities of the girls mixed up but then I figured I was wrong when he was up close to them & was talking about his mom's skin. How does he not recognize what his mom looks like when she was young?
I can't believe that this is the episode where they did nudity, probably to make it more shocking that he almost slept with his mom. They should have gone all the way. That would have been nuts.
I'm surprised that Tiger left Wolf behind. I wonder if he built the new Kronish building or if it was Kronish's wife because she has herpes now.
"I've found the best future, and it's in the past, right now, 1985, the present."
He seriously keeps breaking all the rules of time travel. He is the worst!
Futureman
S01E09
Season 1 Episode 9
The Top Gun stuff was funny but lasted too long. The Spuds McKenzie part was good too. They could have done more with the 80s but this episode wasn't that funny.
It was like an episode of Three's Company. The problem is that Three's Company was funny the 1st time you saw it but after watching the whole series, people narrowly avoiding each other, just isn't funny anymore.
Kronish suddenly being gay was annoying, after we spent a bunch of episodes of him getting herpes from girls & when they prevented it, he got it from other girls. Now he's gay & banging the preacher. It was the 80's, he shouldn't have herpes, he should have AIDS.
Futureman
S01E08
Season 1 Episode 8
Wolf's scar transferred to Tiger? & his penis went to Futureman? That was stupid. They weren't in a transporter. It would have made more sense if they had changed the future, because they already have.
The rest was pretty funny. How that cop accidentally caught them on video confessing to everything. and Josh asking his dad if the cops were hot or not.
Sending Kronish on the boat might work, but that girl might have herpes also. Stupid Josh. Just let them kill baby Kronish. Dumb nice guy.
Futureman
S01E07
Season 1 Episode 7
This was a funnier episode than the last one. That smart house was really funny, especially the puns & how Sigorn-E got tired of saying them. I like how she gave James Cameron notes on the scripts but he ignored her & we got Unobtanium. Although I read that is a commonly used term.
I like how they vomited because Tiger had to put her rathole on Josh's. Then the house was able to lower her vacuum all the way down, so funny. The Na'vi language stuff was funny too. I see you. And the house did the thumbs up from Terminator 2!
They stole the Cameronium, which means that they are totally ruining the future now & creating a paradox if they steal all of it.
Futureman
S01E06
Season 1 Episode 6
This episode was funnier.
It was funny how Tiger talked about Badger interrogating people relentlessly & Butterfly being social. They don't have blowjobs in the future? What kind of nightmarish hellscape is that?
Again with the time travel 101, right after he used Lamar on his Blapple to remind him when Jeri's head was going to explode. I thought someone might get hurt, but her head just exploded & he was fine. It was a good interrogation strategy to get the info out of her, but Jeri has a point. Wolf & Tiger are the terrorists. A perfect human & society sounds really good so he is making a big mistake choosing the murderers over her.
I forgot got that was uncle Bob from the 60s, he remembered. Seriously, his mom was so annoying.
I really hope he's over Tiger.
Futureman
S01E05
Season 1 Episode 5
Gross, Tiger is so skinny, you could see her ribs everywhere. She was seriously anorexic. Her arms looked terrible & so did her legs. Who casted her? That actress is disgusting.
The cooking stuff with Wolf was pretty funny.
It was pretty obvious that Jeri was a perf when he was reading her file. I'm just glad that Futterman isn't into Tiger anymore.
Now they have to find her TTD to go back before Kronish was born.
Future Man
S01E04
Season 1 Episode 4
Wait, now he's talking about time travel 101? He left his iphone in the 60s! They should have had him mention that he messed up. Instead they acted like he didn't do that. Plus hardly anything is different in this episode.
The Breaking Bad thing was pretty funny. I thought the bio-fuel was going to be marijuana, that would have been a lot funnier than what the scientist said. That girl at the gamestop was funny.
Wolf on meth was really funny. How gross that Wolf thought he was eating street penis & was all into it. Are they cannibals?
Future Man
S01E03
Season 1 episode 3
This episode wasn't that funny. The beginning when Tiger named her team with all their animal names was funny, but after that, it was just ok.
I expected more tech in the present because of the Butterfly Effect considering an iphone was dropped into the 60s. Even without an internet, they could have reverse-engineered so much more. The only thing that changed was blacktop & blapple? Stupid & sort of racist.
Josh knows Dr. Kronish causes an apocalypse, just kill him.
Making the Biotics into just people with masks was also stupid. What's the big deal about them? They're just soldiers? Who cares. I thought they were mutants.
Future Man
S01E02
Season 1 episode 2
This episode turned out to be pretty funny. I liked how they pulled a Back to The Future with the moon walk. That was very funny. Luckily they didn't go too heavily into sjw stuff.
Future Man sucks at not destroying the timeline, not only did Tiger & Wolf build that huge wall, they started that cop/biker riot. which I think may have happened. Then he lost his iphone. On Journeyman, when he left his digital camera in the past, he returned to a new present to find paper thin tablet computers. So I was a little annoyed that the bus add for Dr. Kronish wasn't a video ad on the side of the bus. I think I saw a kid on a hoverboard in the background.
I don't know why he thinks he prevented them from getting together. As soon as he was exposed for being a white man, Barbarella would have just gone back to Dr. Kronish.
Future Man
S01E01
Season 1 Episode 1
This was a pretty funny 1st episode.
When Wolf said leap, I also immediately thought of Quantum Leap too, and the Last Starfighter. How they know about video games but not movies doesn't make sense but that's ok. The video game conversation at the store was pretty funny too, I like that he talked about how he didn't want to play a game that's easily beatable.
The graphics weren't even that bad. I really hope they leave the 60s, it would suck if the show stays in the 60s trying to prevent Dr. Kronish from having a good time at the frat party.
Some of the stuff was really funny, but I'm surprised at how much they are already changing the past. If Futureman was a geek he would know about the butterfly effect & do a better job at trying to prevent any changes to the past. Didn't he read Flashpoint.
