Saturday, September 30, 2017

Destiny's Child

Somewhere Between
Season 1 Episode 8

The DA was right, this is all Laura's fault. She stuck her nose in the original timeline & she's still doing it now, even after she was warned.

It was funny listening to the doctor list all the things she's done in only 1 week. She sure seems like a crazy person. Then all she had to do was remain calm at the insane asylum but she just couldn't do it. & the best part was that the father told her he didn't care about the rings, he was just trying not to upset his daughter.

It was interesting how Serena put on her death outfit.

So some secret agent guy is the murderer. How are they going to tie all these things together? Sorry Laura, Captain Nico has his own family to take care of.

Skeletor's Revenge

The New Adventures of He-Man
Season 1 Episode 21

Those stupid scientists created Master Control! It's a miracle they didn't create Skynet.

He-Man & Artilla are Tron & Flynn! It would have been cool if they looked a little different or if the computer stuff was more weird looking. They did try to look digitized when they were entering the mainframe.

I guess it made sense for Mikros to make the program into an actual creature so that He-Man could interact with the Argazoid instead of just lines of code. That would have been boring.

I like that they showed Spinwit, Tuskador, Nocturna & Sagitar, even if it was for a split second. It shows that they are still active even if we don't see them all the time.

Friday, September 29, 2017

The Plot Against America

Season 1 Episode 13

Holy crap, WW3!! for real. They actually had Russia launch nukes at us. I did not expect that, but this show was pushing that storyline so hard. & it wasn't renewed so why not!

We are going to kidnap the president! I was waiting for them to say & steal the declaration of independence!! Evil president Reynard escaped but that was still nuts. 

Boo Grace shot Claire! It's too bad it wasn't the other way.

The dancing at the Salvation hanger was really cheesy. WW3 is starting & they danced, it was dumb, so was Liam leaving the ship to tell Darius about magnets. Did their cell phones stop working? Doesn't the space ship have communications? Just dumb.

Stupid Resyst turned out to be the evil group that destroyed the world!


The Last Ship
Season 4 Episode 5

I never thought a rescue mission would be so stressful & filled with yelling & guns pointed at infants! Poor Burk. He has PTSD bad now. It was a tense scene & I like that everyone obeyed his orders even though they were all looking at him like dude, relax.

Wow, the crew is not happy with Captain Chandler. Did he go awol? The new captain gave him a pardon so maybe I need to re-watch last season's finale.

Of course the red rust destroys all the food but it makes some tea into a drug. Captain Slattery better not get addicted. There are already enough junkies on tv.

Oh man, the British are going to betray us because we didn't help during the immune wars? That's a surprise, but also pretty cool. That the united nations is just not working. It's still every country for themselves.

Seriously? Robocop is the best scientist on the planet?

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Battle at the Binary Stars

Star Trek: Discovery
Season 1 Episode 2

Lots of problems with this episode. It wasn't even a full 42 minutes. They never said how many ships were destroyed at this fight or what it was called. Now Vulcans can mind meld communication stones?? That made no sense. When Spock used two hands in Wrath of Kahn, talking to people was not the result of that. That was terrible. It was dumb that the admiral was still using holo-calls when his ship was right there! So stupid.

They needed to show more of the space battle. Some good scenes but not enough. These Klingons don't look like warriors, they remind me of those old Spaniards with the big collars.

We did get to see more of Burnham's past. And she pleaded guilty so I guess that's good. Not sure what nonsense will get her out of a life sentence.

I liked that she got emotional when Captain Georgiou died & acted human & shot T'Kuvma! She ended up making him a martyr. It's too bad that she didn't tell Captain Georgiou she considered her like a mother.

I liked when that Klingon ship started slicing into Admiral Anderson's ship & the Admiral pulled a self-destruct. But T'Kuvma said his was the only ship that could cloak, but it was a different ship that destroyed the admiral's. It's the same mistake they made in Undiscovered Country.

The Wormwood Prophecy

Season 1 Episode 12

Woah, they actually killed Harris's son! I didn't expect that. I thought he might escape & expose the Samson to everyone. The girl-president is still alive!! I didn't expect that one either. Then those dudes shot Amanda!! This show has turned out to be pretty good.

Now the evil president's plan to destroy China & Russia isn't even going to work! When is Harris going to sleep with Claire again?  Ok dad, Grace is in love with Darius, she's known him a month? Give me a break.

Amanda figured out the president's speech. I was relieve when it seemed that Claire was able to talk her out of starting a global panic. She didn't care when she almost started World War 3. maybe she figured out that being a DC reporter isn't easy. Some of that stuff is secret for a reason. Those Russian subs are mostly her fault but Amanda sent the story anyway just as she was dying!

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

The Vulcan Hello

Star Trek Discovery
Season 1 Episode 1

Is this supposed to be after Captain Archer & Star Trek: Enterprise? Or is this part of the Kelvin timeline? What a mess this show is. They were all shocked when the Klingon destroyer uncloaked, but I'm pretty sure there were cloaked vessels during ST:E.

I was wondering why Burnham was talking so weird. After watching The Orville where they talk like normal people, listening to Commander Burnham was really annoying. Then we found out that she was raised as a Vulcan. I don't know how she can do a Vulcan nerve pinch, I'm pretty sure humans aren't strong enough.

She needs to be court-martialed. What a psycho, she mutinied while the Klingons were outside.

Those were Klingons? What are they doing on this show? It's not even Star Trek. They don't look like TOS or TNG Klingons. What was that white Klingon nonsense? Who cares that he burnt his hand? He is supposed to find glory on the battlefield. When Worf did it, is when he got respect. Even their Bat'leth looked bizarre. That didn't look like a weapon.

Really? Her name is Michael? Is that a joke? What is the point of that? It's so stupid. so was her leaving sick bay, like she couldn't talk on the video monitor like the emergency medical hologram? 


Teen Wolf
Season 6 Episode 18

A Punnett square, I understood that reference!

Once again the Alpha wolf barely did anything. Instead he told Liam to go after the Anuk-Ite instead of doing it himself. Who cares about the teacher. She didn't do anything to save Liam when he was being beat up by Nolan. Not only was she obligated to do so because she's a teacher but also because her daughter's a werewolf. Now her daughter is dead. Good!

Although they said once it joins with it's other half, it's unbeatable so how are they going to deal with it now?

At least Scott finally had sex with Mallia, in the shower!!

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Werewolves of London

Teen Wolf
Season 6 Episode 17

I was wondering who got shot last episode but apparently everyone got shot! Scott's mom, his dad, Lydia & Mason!

It's the last season so everyone is back: Jackson & Ethan are back from London. Deucalion told them he's not helping & Peter Hale is going to help because he felt how Malia loves Scott. It sucked that there weren't any memories of Scott taking care of Malia. What is up with that.

Then there was some other pack, The Feral, but they're all dead.

Scott has been watching Breaking Bad! He said "No more half measures"! I really hope they let Scott be an alpha these last few episodes. I don't want Scott to start murdering people, but I do want him to break some bones & knock people out.

The Anuke-Ite guy is looking for his other half? why don't the hunters go after him?

Fading Star

The New Adventures of He-Man
Season 1 Episode 20

This episode had a couple of plot holes. Caz shows the Dukan a hologram of Skeletor but then the Skeletor hologram starts talking to Dukan as though it's a holo-call or something. That didn't make sense.

Then they said Dukan was an ancient guy from Primus's ancient past but somehow he & Master Sebrian knew each other. Unless Master Sebrian is an ancient, that was a mistake but nobody seemed to notice that Master Sebrian knew Dukan.

I liked that there were a ton of mutants at the Denebrian wild west shoot out. I think they do a good job of rotating the mutants so that we don't always see the same ones all the time. They don't do a good job with the Galactic Guardians though, it's always Hydron & Flipshot. That gets boring. They only showed Tuskador's back in this one.

Monday, September 25, 2017

The Fucking Dead

Blood Drive
Season 1 Episode 5

So this episode was a outbreak movie? or a VD movie? Did they make grind house movies about that stuff?

I thought that Julian had ruined everything by killing Jaime & Cersei Lannister at the end but I guess that machine was for bottling liquids, so he's lucky that the orange cure was in them. I thought it would be produced when they orgasmed or after they had been having sex for awhile the way it did with the people infected with the Dionysus strain.

How do still have mail in this weird future? I'm surprised that the cop was so shocked by his cyborg eye, it didn't look that bad, but it was so funny when Aki started screaming with him. The blue bunnies were funny too.

They can teleport using a Blood Gate!?

The Fourth Man

Somewhere Between
Season 1 Episode 7

Nico was drunk & a jerk but he sort of had a point. His brother is sexual & has a daughter, Susanna shouldn't be giving Danny mixed signals. Why would Danny blame Nico if Danny was taking the fall so that Debray would take care of Ruby.

Man, Laura knows how to lay the guilt trip on.

Nico finally figured out that Cupcake was dirty but I didn't expect Cupcake to kill himself! That's funny that they tracked down some random girl's video camera! That camera thing with Ruby was pretty good. I forgot that they were fixing it for Ruby. Was this all planned out? 

I really like that the DA had Laura committed. She was trying to use Serena as a weapon to hurt the father. She should have confided in her husband a while ago. Why were they speaking Spanish?? Was that established in an earlier episode? I don't remember them mentioning that.

Sunday, September 24, 2017

About a Girl

The Orville
Season 1 Episode 3

Oh man, I started to cringe when they started talking about changing the baby's gender & the crew judging him, even though he is a literal alien from another planet who lays eggs!

I really like that in the end they had no choice but to respect the Moclan's culture even though they disagreed with it. That just brings up more questions. It turned out to be a really good episode with no easy answers.

The tribunal showed that the humans were total hypocrites with the circumcision question. "That's different" the doctor said. OMG. 

"I am growing weary of my shipmates imposing their will upon my family."
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe they're right?
"I will decide what is best for my child!"

The holodeck with the pancho villa dance off was really funny. The rudolph cartoon was pretty funny too. 

"Or you would have achieved glory guiding Santa Claus in Christmas Eve"

The Body

Stranger Things
Season 1 Episode 4

Although I can see how the mom would think Will is alive, it doesn't make sense that she thinks her son isn't dead. If anything she should think that her son's ghost is talking to her.

The scientists are still going into The Mist & lost someone.

I like how the cops were like "is that before or after you changed out of your clothes?" I like that the sheriff is still investigating.

They made Eleven look like a girl so they could contact Will, but this show is popular because people are so unhappy with the world we live in now & they don't seem to realize the reason why they yearn for the life & the town in the show.

Saturday, September 23, 2017

All In

Season 1 Episode 11

Jillian is apparently ok with Liam having kissed Amanda. It's like it didn't even happen. Jillian was ready to go on a picnic & marry him! Right, Liam was adopted by the nurse, suuuure.

Harris better hope his son got out of there. I like that they killed those members of that Resist hacker group. That hacker girl pulled a gun on the Secretary of Defense. She should have been arrested anyway.

That airplane stunt was really dumb, they should have come up with some other way to get Darius & his uncle to work together.

Making that Claire sit on the Oval Office sofa like Kellyanne Conway was really stupid because Claire had her heels on & Kellyanne didn't.


Somewhere Between
Season 1 Episode 6

What?? Nico killed his fiance?? I did not see that coming. I thought his brother was going to say that some bad guy had threatened his daughter unless he confessed to the murder. That would have made more sense, but him covering for his alcoholic brother? That was pretty shocking.

This episode wasn't as fast-paced as the other ones. They drove to some bunker in the woods & visited Susanna's father.

That didn't make sense that the killer would answer any of Nico's questions. Also that guy in the insane asylum was terrible. Did anyone do any research into that? It was a really bad scene especially with the way that Laura was behaving with him.

Friday, September 22, 2017


The New Adventures of He-Man
Season 1 Episode 19

He-Man vs The False Accusation, is what this episode should be called. Vidora falsely accused Adam of threatening her. Could that robot-girl get more evil! Stupid Werban believe her too. Adam is lucky they saw that circuits in her arm.

I like that Flipshot & Hydron were using their toy weapons plus the Primus Guards were fighting back.

They drew He-man with his sword but he dropped it when he went into the Juggernaut to fight Vidora's Terminator form. It looked like there was a big eared mutant on Primus

How did I never realize that Oonor is underground! The Juggernaut with the rainbow tractor beam drilled down from the Oasis into Oonor. Is that the only underground city?

Command Performance

The Orville
Season 1 Episode 2 

This one was pretty good. The Calivons were really advanced, I guess it makes sense that they wouldn't bother with our culture. The reality show stuff was really funny. How did Alara even know about that?

I'm surprised that the only thing that made Alara change her mind was just 1 conversation in the cafeteria.

I knew Alara shouldn't have brought that probe aboard. She should have scanned it more. She seriously made a mess after being in command for just a few minutes, she was not exaggerating. Dr. Finn should have told her "my first duty is to the ship."

Oh no, a female Moclan. That's bad.

Thursday, September 21, 2017

In the Crimson Halls of Kane Hill

Blood Drive
Season 1 Episode 4

I just realized that each episode is a different grind house genre, this one is the insane asylum. Last episode was vampires, before that was cannibals.

I liked the fight scene with all the freeze frames. Grace was right, they should have gone in with weapons. 

That poor cop, Aki totally fisted him! Then she gave him a crazy hand job! I am still shocked at what they are showing on this show.

So Julian used to be a DJ & before that a doctor? How is he still so young? I wonder where Grace's sister is? Is she at Heart headquarters?


12 Monkeys
Season 3 Episode 10

This show is awesome! They were chasing each other across time. It was pretty cool.

Olivia is the witness & she stabbed Katerina!! Then she killed Athan! 

That explains how Olivia was able to communicate with the witness without using technology. I really didn't like that, when they first introduced that but now we know she was taking her orders from her future self. Athan is not the evil witness. 

"I'm a lot of things, kiddo. Brainiac mental patient, CEO/corporate terrorist, future-psychic gypsy pirate, but I ain't no squatter, bro."

I liked how Jennifer was like, let's fast forward through your recovery.

They didn't end up at the 1st episode of this season, so maybe that will happen next season? Because they seemed ok with it like there's a happy ending or something.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Into the Fire

Somewhere Between
Season 1 Episode 5

This show is nuts, I can't believe all the stuff that happens in 1 episode, but it's got to move fast because Garona is running out of time.

I like that things are starting to come together & there is a reason why they are connected. Laura should have told the biker that she would stay out of it if he left her daughter alone. But she's crazy so she didn't. Well, so much for that idea. The husband is not just cheating on her but doing it with her assistant. What a scumbag, of all the people. Then Mara almost shot Laura!

Did we know that Nico's fiance was friends with dead popstar Jesse? That explains why he was at the DA's office. Was Jesse banging Nico's fiance?

Loo-Kee's Sweety

She-Ra: Princess of Power
Season 2 Episode 5

Loo-Kee always looks weird when he's not directly facing us. We found out that his people are not trolls but Kon-Seals on Beast Island helping prisoners. I guess they look a little like seals, are they related to the Seelies? But really the action figure was basically like a troll doll.

I like that Catra had her ship again. They should have made that into a toy. I like that the Slime Pit was in the cartoon & it even had the skull in it, but that slime pig was horrible. Ugh, please tell me he never shows up again.

Then they had that bizarre lesson in the middle about stealing the anti-slime from the pig. That was so stupid. That slime pig lives in the Horde slime pit, he is totally a Horde member!