Friday, March 31, 2017

I Was Feeling Epic

The Vampire Diaries
Season 8 Episode 16

I didn't think this episode was going to be very good after the disappointing season so far. Especially when they stopped killing Vicki & just let her ring the bell every 5 minutes. The bell should have hurt all the witches but it didn't do anything. They just threw all the rules of this show out the window this last season. Even though I liked seeing all the characters come back, how are they even ghosts? The veil was destroyed, the other side, even the stupid Kade hell. It made no sense. Even the flashforward to when everyone is dead & Elena saw her parents & sister again.

They brought back Jeremy for 1 second. I can't believe they were still trying to sell that Bonenzo thing.

The speech between Damon & Stephen was really good. I'm so glad it ended with them instead of Damon & Elena. It makes much more sense for the show to end on the brothers & their relationship. It was really good the way they each tried to sacrifice themselves for each other & how they both tried to atone for the bad they did. That was a really good scene. It ended up being a really good episode because of that.

Elena's return was so anti-climactic, like, who cares. Plus Nina Dobrev made it so obvious she didn't want to be there.

The Seventh Man

The Expanse
Season 2 Episode 7

Ugh, Sargent Bobbie Draper's is alive. I'm glad that she was an emotional wreck. All that tough talk & she ended up crying & unable to deal with what happened on Ganymede. She still has a mouth on her, she hasn't learned. Maybe she'll grow up when she goes to Earth. I really hope Crisjen puts her in her place.

That red snowflake was actually blood, so cool.

You want to be that real boy again, to feel how you felt before the world broke you. The safety of your mother's embrace. But you cauterized all that in order to survive. You don't want that back again. Stomp out those last embers & you'll be free of it.

How could Fred Johnson nominate Anderson Dawes like that. He should have known better. So was that kid out there is space waiting for Anderson's ship to fly by so that the Rocinante would find him instead of Dawes? If so that would be awesome.

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Plan B

The Magicians
Season 2 Episode 7

I like that they have been showing us other types of magicians lately. Those Chinese girls were expensive though. A million dollars in gold!? That is an expensive abortion. Did Eliot & Margo even check if Fillory even uses gold? It may not even help them. So much for Golem Eliot being clay, doesn't look good for next week, neither does "there were complications."

Stupid Penny, duh the gravity belt. He should have teleported out with some gold & then come back. Omg, they were so stupid the way they wasted 2 quarterbacks doing the exact same thing.

Alice's Niffin self is mean, that was a bad deal. She is probably going to do awful things with his body.

Land of The Lost

Season 2 Episode 13

Did Vixen just add T-Rex power to her totem? That was pretty cool. At first I thought they were never going to show Gertie, so that was pretty cool.

I like that The Atom brought up modern day Vixen. I forgot all about her. That means that this Vixen will have to return to her time at the end of this season.

Seeing Firestorm & White Canary in their costumes made me realize that the other 3 weren't in theirs. I get that The Atom suit is expensive but Vixen & Steel should be wearing their costumes all the time.

There was no "space shuttle" during Apollo 13, didn't the writers even watch the movie? The waverider as a girl, what am I watching, Andromeda?

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

The Wrath of Savitar

The Flash
Season 4 Episode 15
I thought Barry asked Iris to marry him because he wanted to be married to her just in case they didn't save her from Savitar. I didn't think that he did it just to change the future. That is so wrong, I'm with Iris on this one. That is messed up & their marriage is tainted now. I can't believe that is what he was doing. That was a bad move, Barry.

Ii also think that Wally is a jerk for flying off the handle & blurting it out like that. I'm glad he's stuck in the speedforce now. Go away, you stupid kid. He has made just as many mistakes as Barry has in his short time as Kid Flash.

Savitar stabbed The Flash! Tthat was surprising. So is Savitar just a dude in a suit? If that's the case they should find a tech way to disable the suit.

The Long Night

Season 1 Episode 7

I like that they mentioned that Arthur has built up an army that is protecting Camelot & more of the region. I also liked how by discussing their plans, Athur & Merlin inadvertently told Morgan how to defeat them.

Morgan impersonating Igraine could be interesting.

I'm starting to see why this show was cancelled. It's not very exciting which would be ok if there were something else that keeps you interested, like great dialogue or some mystery or something. It became pretty clear in this episode what was happening & what Morgan was up to, while Arthur's men prepared for the attack on Castle Pendragon that never materialized.

Watching Arthur pine for Guinevere like a puppy dog is cringe inducing.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

By the Light of Dawn

Season 2 Episode 10

I did not see that coming! That was a brilliant fake out by Valentine. This guy is not only right about ridding the world of monsters, he's also a patient genius! Jace has angel blood! Did Jocelyn know this? She obviously knew he wasn't her son. That's a twist, he's in the friendzone now!!

It was a really good episode, I can't believe they killed all those downworlders! I wish Valentine had slashed them somehow or swung the sword at least, instead of just waving it in the air. But they can't show that kind of carnage on this show.

That little witch girl is annoying. It was pretty dumb that the Shadow Hunters didn't kill or capture her, just because she's a kid. What kind of supernatural police are they?

OMG, Raphael is an asexual vampire? Give me a break. That is the stupidest thing.



Season 2 Episode 15

Wow, I did not expect Martian Manhunter to trick Alex like that, it was believable too. Ouch. Jeremiah at least wasn't evil, so that was good.

I'm with Lillian, deport them all! I'm surprised that Lena helped, is this still part of her long-con? That spaceship scene was really good. I can't believe that Jimmy actually wasted time to get into his Guardian outfit.

it's ironic that Snapper keeps talking about journalistic ethics but then he says stupid things like "putting a fascist" in the white house. Which is just the kind of innaccurate, biased crap that he is arguing against. Besides, his president is Wonder Woman.

Kara should have known not to blog that story, she deserved to be fired. The DEO should have had a copy of that list somewhere & just notified each alien individually. Why did they fire her from Catco? To save money on extras? 

Why are Lois Lane & Captain Dylan Hunt invading Earth??

Monday, March 27, 2017

Three Journeys

Season 1 Episode 6

This episode was ok. The Morgan story was the interesting part.

She was settling disputes like Arthur did last episode & then had to burn the nun's hand in the fire. That was pretty good. I wonder what those "old ways" the nun was talking about, it seemed like Morgan was one of those chosen girls.

The knights are putting up banners marking Arthur's territory, but he needs to build an army if he wants to actually protect his subjects so people will respect his banners.

Merlin decided that what Camelot really needs is a library but on their journey he admitted to them that he's a magic junkie. He should have gone to Brakebills.

They are trying to make Arthur & Guinevere into some kind of love story, but it just doesn't work. Instead of just her being the cheater, in this version both of them are selfish cheaters. It makes me not interested in their love story at all.

The Rock People


Normally I don't like when they create new characters but I like the inclusion of Granita because it is a girl show but the pacifist angle was terrible. Stupid pacifist rocks, who's idea was that?

At the very least Granita, Rokkon & Stonedar should have agreed to join the Great Rebellion to keep their fellow Rock People safe, instead of relying on the Trolls to protect them. King Agho is practically a member of the rebellion.

It's not like we see all the Rebellion members in every episode, even when the plot calls for other members, it's always Madame Spazz & Kowl.

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Say Yes

The Walking Dead
Season 7, Episode 12

I like that the priest has become functional. he used to be so annoying.

That junkyard girl is nuts, but she seems pretty cool.

It sure seemed liked maybe they might have killed Rick, which would be incredible, but I figured it was the deer. Michonne has really fallen for him. He's right, if they get rid of Negan, being a new president is a terrible idea. They should just put the king in charge, he knows what he's doing.

Rosita & Sasha on a revenge-suicide mission, wow! Abraham must have been really good in bed.

How have they not searched army bases & posts yet? Do they not have maps? 


Black Sails
Season 4 Episode 6

This was a good episode but I really hope they get back in the ocean before the show ends. 

When that Spanish sailor told Woodes Rogers that he couldn't put the genie back in the bottle, I thought they were just messing with us.

I'm so glad Eleanor is dead, but it wasn't as satisfying. During her fight it sure seemed like she might survive. When Flint was leaving that house I thought he should give the swords of the dead Spanish soldiers to the women. Mady dying too was unexpected. 

Omg, when is Max going to die. She insults him & then says that she can defeat Woodes Rogers?! Give me a break. Rackham should have thrown her over the side. 

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Tougher Than the Rest

Once Upon a Time
Season 6 Episode 11

Fat Captain Hook was pretty funny.

I liked that they used another fairy tale, The Ugly Duckling, to explain her name as Swan. So much for the Swan Princess.

I thought that Robin Hood actor didn't want to do the show anymore? Why is he back? Archers are so useless against magic. They should have left him in that fake realm.

Belle took no responsibility for Gideon being a bad guy. It's all her fault that the Black Fairy got him. If she hadn't of stolen Rumplestiltskin's baby they could have raised him like a normal kid. It's like Angel's kid all over again. They should have kept him a baby & had Rumple & Belle get back together.

The Battle of Self-Acceptance

Son of Zorn
Season 1 Episode 11

Sir Pent! He's dead already. They should show a new citizen in every episode.

Craig getting slapped over & over was pretty funny.

Zephiritol pills was an interesting idea. I had forgotten about his cartoon legs. It was pretty funny that he just took his pants off in front of Layla.

Woah, I did not expect him to sleep with Linda. How did that happen. Was Edie going to his apartment to talk about Craig or because she wanted to get back together with them? That wasn't clear at all.

Friday, March 24, 2017

The Cock Barrens

The Magicians
Season 2 Episode 6

Margo was pretty cool this episode, until she slept with Prince S. How did that guy go to school on Earth & still think that Margo was a virgin? I can't believe she declared war. I know it's a way to get an economy going, but this isn't Earth. They couldn't even tell that the castle was in the same spot.

The Julia & Kady story didn't make much sense. I get why that lady knocked Julia over the head, to force her to give birth & trap Renard but Julia was being pretty stupid to think that there is some other way to do it. Also the way they just left her there without her magic absorbing man was really selfish. Now Renard is going to torture that woman, as if she hasn't been though enough.

I'm so confused. I thought Alice was dead, but evil Alice tricked him into bringing her back to life?

Child's Play

Sleepy Hollow
Season 4 Episode 9

This show really is for man-hating feminists. The black guy couldn't handle a girls's obstacle course & once again Ichabod was sidelined, on his own show, trapped in a room. Then Jake & Alex are suddenly friends? After she lied to him to get free lunch out of him. What a great friend.

At first I was annoyed that they were blatantly ripping off the movie 9, but I guess their making the 9 sigil glow was their admission to it. And they did admit that they had done this story before. What was the point of this episode, mother-daughter drama? This show should be cancelled.

If they send Ichabod back in time to the League of Extraordinary Americans & Ichabod ruined the timeline by constantly talking about modern stuff, that would be great. but they would never do that, so I'm really glad this is the last season.

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Tree People

Season 6 Episode 9

The season is almost over & they waste an episode on them going after an Ent & an evil Groot. The only good thing is that they used Japanese fairy tales this time, but neither one was a Wesen. It's also stupid that Grimm didn't chop down the Jubokko tree, because it protected the Kinoshimobe & it's still alive.

I liked that they had Nick writing about the Ent & evil Groot but it's annoying that they forgot about the royals & black claw. Instead they are doing this mirror skull? Who cares. Nobody is searching for the keys or the stick. It's bad. The people who do this show used to do Angel, they figured out how to do a last season at the last minute. How are the Grimm writers screwing up so bad, when they have so much to work with.

No Place Like Home

Emerald City
Season 1 Episode 10

This show deserves to be cancelled.

What a mess. The lion kneeled to Ozma for no reason. They just refused to drop the "I'm a boy" SJW trans crap. It was pretty stupid that the witches all came back to life because "only a witch can kill a witch." So much of this show didn't make sense. Apparently anything can be "the beast forever." The skinless guy turned into a dragon. Jane didn't leave with her daughter.

Dorothy turned out to be the least interesting character on the show. She should have killed Silvie but nope. Dorothy finally using magic in this episode wasn't exciting either. She was just boring, the entire show.

West, once they dropped the drug use, & Princess Langwidere turned out to be the best characters on the show.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

We’re Planning a June Wedding

Vampire Diaries
Season 8 Episode 15

What is the point of Enzo being dead, if she can still touch him? He's not even a ghost! It's so stupid.

I don't remember Matt & Vicki living on their own in the 1st season. So I don't know what that mom was talking about.

This Katherine thing is still dumb. The "Hell" dimension was created by Kade's psychic powers, it should have vanished when he died.

There is no way Matt's dad would have lived that long bleeding from his neck.

It would have been great if the twins had died when the house exploded & even though I would have hated it, Bonnie too. Instead everything is the same. The wedding wasn't even that special.

Good Intentions

Season 2 Episode 8

I like that Charlie was smart enough to hear & see that they were in danger. I'm so glad that religious nut was murdered. Will killing the red hand guys in the house was pretty cool.

That's the thanks he gets for not sending that mom to the factory. I knew that was a bad decision. Will got in trouble for letting the black kid escape so then he lets that mom escape, dumb. That's what terrorists do, kill each other.

Stupid Katie. She goes back to helping Broussard, she hasn't learned a thing. Meanwhile psycho religious girl threatened to steal Charlie away & where was his mom? Playing freedom fighter. Wait until she finds out that Hayley Scott set up Simon & then Broussard stabbed him. That guy just mentioned how they are like ISIS & then her team does the same thing. Is she going to stop & think how it could have been her? Of course not. Because she's so selfish & stupid.

Which is where Bram seems to have gotten it. Snyder told that stupid kid that the raps were going to kill everyone & they did, but that stupid kid was still being judgmental. Just like a retarded terrorist, angry & blaming everyone but taking no responsibility.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

The Tinder Box

The 100
Season 4 Episode 5

They are going back into space!! This show is nuts! It's so good. A brand new rocket ship is just sitting there. Crazy Raven has Allie in her head, but she's going to die but Abby will probably die first. Sorry Wanheda.

There is nothing wrong with referencing Pike, he was right. Asgeda was about to kill everyone & take over their ark.

Ii can't believe they let a grounder walk around unsupervised. Where is their security team? That was so stupid. They stopped Luna & her people when they showed up, but they let the neo-luddite, Ilian walk around their space station like he's Skaikru. Idiots.

All of that for nothing, the ship is destroyed.

Paradigm Shift

The Expanse
Season 2 Episode 6

Is that a full alien because it didn't look like a proto-human. It looked nothing like Julie Mao. Man, they killed the martian captain. Ha! stupid Bobbie, she wanted to be in combat so bad & now she's probably dead. It was pretty clear that the UN soldiers were running away from something.

I didn't expect Amos to be ok with Holden & Naomi, but I guess it's ok that they are trying to make him more likable.

Chrisjen was out of control again! Jules Mao better watch it. The Dharma Initiative can't protect him!

The Epstein Drive story was interesting but how did he escape? He must have in order for Mars to learn how to make his drive.

Monday, March 20, 2017

Cheat Day

The Magicians
Season 2 Episode 5

When did they place Quentin in some generic office job? Plus he has an office!? He just asked to return home.

That glamour spell that Emily used was weird, all she wanted to do was cuddle with her Russian professor? What a crazy person. But man, Quentin must have been a mess after that. I'm not sure why she couldn't understand how upset he would be after that. Just when I was starting to accept that Alice might be dead for real, there's a chance that Quentin can save her!

It's a good thing Margo was there to save Eliot's life. Fen was a sleeper foo fighter. but she's on Eliot's side now, so I guess that's good. 

Is Julia's half-god baby preventing the abortion? How awful that it made the doctor stab herself in the eye. 


Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog
Season 1 Episode 12

Rohan should have known not to listen to random people in the forest, especially after the last time he was tricked.

"You're trusting a mysterious knight who disappeared."

I can't believe they snuck into Queen Maeve's castle. Queen maeve knows how to use a sword! She even threw spears at Rohan. It was a pretty good fight scene considering that it was actually them & not stunt doubles.

Then she got them to release Tyrune, even after qqq warned them that King Ghidorah was imprisoned there. They ended up putting Pyre in chains!