The Good, the Bad, and the Cuddly

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E18
Season 3 Episode 18

OMG Bebo!! That was awesome. Not only was there a giant Bebo but he beat up Malice! Bebo wants cuddles! That was seriously great!

Citizen Steel was so funny this episode. He referenced the Care Bear stare & Voltron!

I  like how they switched Nora & Damien so they could kill Damien, that was a good move. I also liked the new Kuasa in the Vixen costume.

Did they seriously kill Rip Hunter? That sucks. I know it makes sense, his story is basically over & he gets to see his wife & kid in the afterlife but still. At least he put on his duster before he died. Constantine is back! Is he going to be on the show next season!? 

Isis falling for Jonah Hex was good. This show can be so good when they avoid the feminist garbage.

The only bad part was having Helen of Troy show up & be an expert marksman with a 6 shooter, the 1st time she ever held one. They really want people to hate her. There's no other reason they would make her into a Mary Sue other than to have people dislike her character.

Guest Starring John Noble

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E17
Season 3 Episode 17

I forgot all about Gorilla Grodd. I can't believe he went after barack obama. It's too bad they stopped Grodd, the country would be a better place if Grodd had killed him. 

Hysterical that they went & found John Noble while he was filming Lord of The Rings! So was Ray yelling "run Barry run" at obama.

Poor Nora turned into a full demon when Mallus was released. She's actually Ava 12, ouch. That would suck to learn that. But then why didn't Rip just fill the time bureau with Ava's? 

I really hope Amaya returns to the 40s at the end of this season & we get some new characters.

I, Ava

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E16
Season 3 Episode 16

This was a good episode. Pretty funny too. This weird, out of left field, Ava is a clone, story somehow worked. I don't know why they bothered with this, maybe it's from the comics? But it was funny how she said she's keeping the suit.

Mick offering Isis pork & bacon over & over was funny. Citizen Steel & Damien Darhk having their therapy session was really funny.

Kuasa is right, Amaya needs to go back to the 40s & have her memory erased so she can have kids & become a grandma. That sucks that they killed Kuasas, she was annoying but she grew on me this episode. Then Amaya goes back to 1992, which is not her time! Stupid Vixen 1 is just going to mess up the timeline even more!

Necromancing the Stone

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E15
Season 3 Episode 15

This was a good episode. Constantine's back! So is the orginal Steel! Jesse Quick too. How great is this show when they aren't pushing a stupid agenda & just doing good stories.

I like how they are each somehow related to the totems. Earth, fire & death. I like how they explained who that girl was. I thought they were going to link to Sara coming back from the dead with the Lazarus pit, but instead they just focused on her being in the League of Assassins. How cool was it that she was in her Black Canary costume.

Constantine playing dungeons & dragons with Gary! And also when Sara said they should give him a room on the waverider! How crazy is that. Ouch, that note on the bed that Ava left there was sad.

Amazing Grace

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E14
Season 3 Episode 14

The beginning was hysterical when they wanted White Canary to make her comment about the mission. I never even noticed that! And of course she had a good one. The changes were good too, I want to play Trombone Hero!

Isis is being less annoying. It's weird that the death totem would make hers float. It was a strange episode about ghosts & Elvis's twin brother. They are really going full comic book. Didn't citizen Steel mess up the timeline be being Elvis's manager & getting the record done? The ghosts kind of already messed up the timeline, but I'm surprised Nate would mess it up too. The rat funeral was pretty funny & it worked. I would have liked to hear Sweet Child of Mine!

Kid Flash is making them seem pretty powerless! Which is why it bothers Isis so much. I like that she hates it, even though it seems like they might end up being a couple.

No Country for Old Dads

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E13
Season 3 Episode 13

This episode was pretty funny. Damien Darhk was some weird assassin in the 60s? It looks like this episode was a parody of No Country from Old Men, but I never saw that.

It's funny how Clark Kent, I mean Ray Palmer, influenced both Damien & Nora. I'm ok with them becoming a couple later in the season. I'm not sure about the scientist creating cold fusion in the 60s. Was that a real person?

"I don't even like jam bands"

I love that Kid Flash called Vixen 1 a basic b¡t¢h for dumping Citizen Steel on his birthday. That was hysterical.

Grodd!! What is Rip Hunter hiding about Ava!? Is she an android??

The Curse of the Earth Totem

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E12
Season 3 Episode 12

They really need to get rid of Amara. They talked about how time will solidify but she's been on the waverider for months now. That is basically an anomaly by now. Just replace her with modern Vixen or Bumble Bee from Superhero Girls.

Why do they even need a ship, if they have fitbit time portals? Just steal more of them.

The karaoke was funny, but they need to put those two on the waverider & return Isis to her dystopian future. 

Ugh, the Atom was so dumb, even if Nora recognized him, Damian Darhk was still there, he should have left as soon as he cured him.

After watching Black Sails, making Black Beard into a coward wasn't funny.

Here I Go Again

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S01E11
Season 1 Episode 11

I didn't expect the Atom to call it Cause & Effect! That's what I was thinking about. Everyone else calls it Groundhog Day. It's not as good as the time that Dark Matter did it, because Isis is just such a b¡tch & I really like that White Canary called her on it. They tried really hard to make her likable, but it didn't work. I wonder if the writers got feedback that everyone hated her, because I sure do & this episode did not make me like her. It was wasted on her.

But then it turned it out, it was all part of her stupid simulation to change future history & Gideon stuck her in it. It was a lame cop-out. It would have been better if it really was a chrono-repeater & Agent Gary was funny.

I'm glad that White Canary also pointed out how Isis should not have put Helen of Troy on Themyscira.

What? That ending was unexpected. Suddenly Kid Flash & Rip Hunter! Are they going to replace Captain Cold with Kid Flash?

Daddy Darhkest

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E10
Season 3 Episode 10

I  liked that Constantine is on this show. Maybe they should bring his show back. They didn't really explain this weird Mallus thing & the demon plane that Sara & Nora were hanging out in, but it was still a pretty good episode.

If that asylum is where Damien wants his daughter they should have been nicer to her. That was weird. I don't see how CC Jitters stays in business, it's always being attacked. Unless people go there hoping to see a meta fight! They are turning White Canary into a real slut, she banged Hellblazer, Supergirl's sister & wants to bang the time agent.

What a weird time for Captain Cold to leave. Did he leave his gun? It's too bad they didn't smash water girl into pieces when she was ice. At least she started listening to Vixen & I like that she was calling her grandma in her language. 

What is The 6? You would think that Hellblazer would know about it or who else might be a part of it. It will be cool to see who they add to the show now that Captain Cold left.

Beebo the God of War

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E09
Season 3 Episode 9

Constantine!!! Make him a regular part of the show!

"Our god hungers for battle!"

It was pretty funny how Leif Erikson’s sister Freydis had the vikings worshipping Cuddle Me Beebo to turned America into New Valhala

"Beebo want cuddles."

Nora Darhk was great as a realistic Valkrie, unlike the fake  Valkryie in Thor Ragnorak.

Captain Cold trying to make Heat Wave stop drinking was annoying. I'm glad he stopped.

Of course Isis is good at video games, because she played a lot of Mortal Kombat 2 during the Argus dystopia, whatever.

Crisis on Earth-X, Part 4

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E08
Season 3 Episode 8

Each episode of this cross over was better than the last one!! This one had everyone on it! It was basically the JSA!! Vixen should have said it. It was great & the fighting was better too. The way they went after Red Tornado & everyone destroying Metallo. 


Even Isis was in a costume! Normally I hate her, but when she Killer Frost & Vixen showed up on the ice slide, it was so awesome.

I thought Captain Cold would die again & the gay-Ray was going to stay on Earth-1. 

I didn't think they were going to kill Professor Stein but they did. That sucked. He was leaving the ship & the show,  it was so unnecessary. I know he's leaving the show but they didn't have to kill him. 

I'm so glad white Green Arrow killed Aryan Green Arrow. I can't believe Overgirl blew up. Why didn't they call her Ubergirl?

I was going to be so mad at Felicity for interrupting Iris's wedding but it was somehow ok.

Welcome to the Jungle

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E07
Season 3 Episode 7

I liked how Citizen Steel actually said out loud that they were doing Predator & then Apocalypse Now. It's too bad he didn't mention Platoon or Full Metal Jacket.

Of course the zari Sue fixed the communication jamming, not Dr. Ray Palmer the man who created a flying shrinking suit. Nope, it was the muslim girl who saved the day. Like a typical muslim she called Gorilla Grodd, an "oppressed meta." Yeah, because who cares how many people the psycho gorilla killed. All that matters is some perceived oppression from the SJW.

Even in an episode set during the Vietnam War, where women were not dying or losing their limbs, the show just couldn't help insulting men, it doesn't matter that I agree with Vixen about manginas, this season is insulting men in every episode. After the Crisis, I won't be watching this show every week.

Helen Hunt

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E06
Season 3 Episode 6

I liked that they had Professor Stein as Firestorm. That was pretty cool. I also liked the body switch Stein & Jax had. They were pretty funny as each other.

The rest of the episode was as terrible as that Flash episode. They had the men fight over Helen of Troy but they never made it clear that she was cursed to make men fight over her. Instead they just blamed men for being dumb animals fighting over some hot girl. It was really stupid.

After Crisis on Earth X, this show is going on the low-priority list. I can't watch Legends of Social Justice.

Return of the Mack

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E05
Season 3 Episode 5

Rip was right & White Canary is wrong. She shouldn't have turned him in.

Nooo, not Damien Darhk again. Why?? Why can't they use another bad guy. Nobody on the ship is magical, so I get why they use him, but they said Mallus was going to be the bad guy not Damien. I can hope that we won't see the water girl again. I hated her on The Originals & I hate her here too.

Mick hates vampires, I totally forgot he was in Blade Trilogy.

"Ray, it's not freaking Toy Story 3"

That seance woman actually did contact Isis' brother, he mentioned what happened & Cadmus. Nobody back then knew what that was.

Now I have that silly song stuck in my head. It was funny when they played it during the fight.

Phone Home

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E04
Season 3 Episode 4

ET, with a Dominator! They pulled him hiding in a closet & even had the bicycles flying up in the air! I wonder how many teens watching this episode have never seen the original. Of course, Eliott wasn't shot dead in the movie! No time quake this time, even though Atom died. I think I need to stop expecting them to be consistent.

I like that Professor Stein is spending time with his daughter. That was good and it's going to be a good reason for him to leave the show. I'm not sure how they will keep Firestorm, maybe they can go back in time & capture Ronnie before he dies. That actor hasn't been doing anything lately.

"Is there a cougar on the premises?"

Then Vixen turned into one!! So funny watching the FBI dudes sing & dance Good Morning! They were all in costume for halloween!! So Zari is Isis?! I wonder if I should rent that old tv show.

Zari

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E03
Season 3 Episode 3

I liked Nate high on that drug.

"Prison Break. I'm in"

I see why Professor Stein said he is leaving the show. They keep making him the punching bag. They had Dara be the captain & not him, They somehow made the muslim into a victim, pursued by Cadmus now they actually had Vixen use the word mansplain about him on the show. 

Then Professor Stein turned out to be right, it was psychological because Vixen wasn't trusting the totem. It was all in her head.

Then they rescued Zari & put her on the ship, I don't know who she is supposed to be, but it just means there will be muslim talk all this season. 

Freakshow

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E02
Season 3 Episode 2

That was funny how Professor Stein said "Whoever built that ship ought to be shot" because he played the designer in the movie. I don't think they made any The Phantom jokes, but I never saw that movie.

Vixen could have at least left Steel a note telling him that he was going back to the past. She needs to go back. He should have known that.

It was annoying how the time bureau woman was able to fight the White Canary, who was trained by the League of Assassins.

I like how they weren't scared by the main villain they have to defeat this season.

Aruba-Con

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S03E01
Season 3 Episode 1

It sucks that they cleaned up that dinosaur chaos timeline so fast, although Rip is right, it was 15 minutes for them, but he was probably gone for years. I do not like his new haircut at all.

As much as I enjoy when the Legends mess up, it was a little annoying that the time bureau was so rude & condescending to them. They have powers & while they may not be the best for clandestine work like Rip said, they are a chainsaw & are important. I'm surprised that they didn't feel a time quake when Julius Ceasar was in Aruba.

"Your salad sucks"

Aren't we done with Vixen 1? She needs to stay in the past so her granddaughter can help out the Green Arrow. Why don't they make someone else join the team instead?

Aruba

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S02E17
Season 2 Episode 17

This was a good season finale & a great cliffhanger ending too! They did what everyone wants to see & talks about: just go back to when the bad guys got the spear & prevent the bad guys from getting the spear.

I was glad that they just did it, I thought they were going to pull a Back to The Future Part 2 with them running around in that episode not ruining things, but then they totally ruined it. It was pretty funny, then they killed The Atom! He has a suit but Darhk ripped his heart out like he was Damon Salvatore! I was shocked.

For a while I thought they were going to mix up the two teams & send someone from Doomworld to regular reality like Star Trek Voyager's Year of Hell but they didn't. What a mess, both teams on the ship about to travel through time again? That was a terrible idea. I wish they had mentioned hypertime but the time storm was good too.

Doomworld

DC's Legends of Tomorrow
S02E16
Season 2 Episode 16

They seem to have come up with a way for the Legion of Doom to all get what they wanted. I'm surprised that they all dreamed so small. Eobard wanted to be the new Einstein, Damian wanted to be mayor & Malcolm Merlyn just wanted to be a father.

I like that Captain Cold finally froze someone to death. He should have shot Vixen longer though.

Heatwave was right. How lame that the police didn't even try to stop them. What is the point?

I'm sure tons of people liked seeing Felicity murdered by White Canary. It would have been cool if she was dressed as someone obscure like Spoiler or someone else. I have to look at all those masks that Damien Darhk had in his office. That was pretty funny.

I did not see Rip being in a tiny Waverunner, I thought he was floating in space or something. Rip baking cakes was funny too.