The Galactic Guardians

The New Adventures of He-man
S01E31
Season 1 Episode 31

This was a really good episode with a lot of action. 

He-Man was using his sword like a sword to cut robots into pieces. Tuskador was using his tusks & Spinwit was all over this episode. Sure he was rotating his arms, instead of at the waist but it was still great to see him in action instead of just piloting a Astrosub. Artilla was there shooting lasers with both arms & even replaced his fists into Morningstars.


I liked how the mutant mother ship pierced Blatizene 5 with it's huge horns that delivered mutant troopers!

Then Flogg cut a robot with his whip! We also saw Lizzor, Hoove, Optikk, & Crita on the mother ship.

Plus we also learned about the Chemical Wars that produced Denos gas, which can destroy all life on a planet.

A Shadow Out of Time

The Crossing
S01E02
Season 1 Episode 2

I'm glad the sheriff started to put his son ahead of the apex & her daughter.

So Leah is a common & has the disease. That's dumb, I was hoping when they showed the black market apex doctor that he had a cure for Mantel's disease. That would make the show much more interesting. Instead they are keeping the disease at bay using apex blood. Stupid.

I thought the other time travelers were apex, but instead they are commons. That's good. Like Travelers, they've been trying to change the future but it sounds like they haven't prevented the creation of biotics, I mean apex.

How did the commons create time travel but the super-smart apex did not?

Inside Voices

Marvel's Agents of SHIELD
S05E16
Season 5 Episode 16

As soon as Yo-Yo told Mack to let Fitz out, I knew that Gemma was faking but I didn't think she was actually doing the experiment like she did. That's pretty crazy. If she is trying to break the loop, obviously her dying before she has a daughter would break the time loop so it's pretty stupid that they believe they are in a time loop & invincible, while at the very same time trying to break the time loop. 

The General Hale storyline is so boring. Watching that little girl fight Crusher Creel, a grown man, is so absolutely ridiculous. They never said Ruby was an inhuman or genetically enhanced. She should have been killed with one punch. It's really dumb that he wasn't in some other substance while he fought her. I guess they spent their cgi budget on Yo-Yo's dumb arms, that nobody cares about. We want to see the Absorbing Man, absorb things. 

Oh & gravitonium is alive. Just dumb, the entire episode.

Null and Annoyed

The Flash
S04E17
Season 4 Episode 17

New lemonade recipe. Oh no, she's discovered that a bunch of times but apparently she never noticed a new lemonade recipe so clearly that was not a good name for that file. The Thinker is becoming more & more evil if she's drugging & mind wiping the wife. Which means that The Thinker has access to the Weeper.

Did they travel to Earth-19? Because that museum is the same one that was used in an episode of Supergirl.

I like how Elongated Man threw his arm up into the air to catch Barry but I didn't like how he turned into such a small woopie cushion to catch him. He should have been way bigger.

Null was an ok villain, but her costume was terrible. Jay & Silent Bob were not funny, they sucked & were a huge distraction.

Rise and Shine

Marvel's Agents of SHIELD
S05E15
Season 5 Episode 15

Agents of suck just keeps going. After the mental break of last episode where Fitz turned into Leopold. This episode, Agent May actually calls him a super-villain & asks him for advice on how to deal with General Hale. The only good part of the episode was when Fitz said to Daisy "do you want me to recount all the times you betrayed us?" and like the stubborn child that she is, she stormed out of the room.

They gave us some dumb backstory about Hydra & Sitwell as teenagers, blah. Nobody cares. Of course they inserted their stupid politics into the writing & as usual they completely messed it up. When Daisy said "I can't believe we're still fighting Nazi's" not only does it ignore that this dumb show ret-conned Hydra into being alien worshipers, not Nazi's, it also shows how Hydra & so-called Nazi's are actually a powerless tiny group of people.

But then the best part of the sjw stupidity was when they had the General hale say that America was built on oppression. So only an evil Nazi bad guy would think that America is built on oppression. They don't even give their stupid sjw dialogue to the right character!

Meanwhile, they keeping moving towards the future we saw in the beginning of this season, so...yay?

Krypton

Krypton
S01E01
Season 1 Episode 1

 I was afraid this was going to be some dumb weirdo prequel series, but luckily Adam Strange showed up time traveling & warning Superman's grandpa about Brainiac. So it's sort of current but is it based on the movies? Smallville? New-52? Rebirth? Pre-Crisis?

Which means Adam Strange broke so many rules about time traveling, it's not even funny. He showed up in modern American clothes & he told Seg about the future. Of course considering that the Legion of Super-heroes & Reverse-Flash & Booster Gold have all traveled into the past, this is just normal for Earth-1.

Their society doesn't make any sense. This doesn't seem to be based on any version of Krypton I've read about. It seems more like Apokolips with the way the nameless live. The pairing thing also makes no sense. They knew how the offspring's personality would be? And what job he would have? So nurture plays no role in a Kryptonian's development? Nonsense. Seg exchanged dna with Nyssa but he was banging the black girl. If a personality & future was pre-determined by dna alone, why would anyone even get married & be paired? They didn't think these things through.

The Devil Complex

Marvel's Agents of SHIELD
S05E14
Season 5 Episode 14

I thought they were done with the fear dimension, but no, some astronaut showed up to attack Gemma. So then when Fitz was talking about Doctor Leopold, it seemed plausible but then Daisy said "who are you talking to?" and then they revealed that it was him having a breakdown. He was really smart & ruthless as Leopold & actually solved the problem, but he made Daisy have her powers again so the future is getting closer to coming true.

General Hale and Coulson talking in metaphors, was so lame & boring. It was really stupid, not clever. So was her revealing herself to be Hydra at the end of the episode. That was incredibly dumb. They resolved the Hydra storyline, they should have moved to AIM or some other group. This show is so terrible.

At least the general mentioned the low-lighting and called it torture. There is no reason for it to be so dark that you can't see what's happening.