Wednesday, June 20, 2018

The Cart Before the Ponies

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
S06E14
Season 6 Episode 14

I thought that the Cutie Mark Crusaders were going to switch partners when they were at the top of the hill,  I didn't expect for there to be a car crash! That swan care was cool. So was the rooster car!

Derpy won most original!! and she has a sister!? What? I need to see if she is cross-eyed too.

The cars were pretty cool. They didn't actually learn physics though. What was that weird font that Miss Cherilee had on the board? Snips & Snails in the back. How funny to see Bulk Biceps there.


Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Is This Henry Mills?

Once Upon a Time
S07E20
Season 7 Episode 20

I didn't even realize they were in a different time. Were there any clues about that? Did they plan that the whole time?

I like that True Love's Kiss this time was Henry kissing his mom. Not even his bio mom Emma, but the Evil Queen. Lucy is still a terrible actress. As much as I liked seeing the original Henry I still think it's lame that they replaced him. But I guess it was so they could have this episode with the phone call.

Goodbye Facilier! That was great that wish realm Dark One showed up & saved future Rumpelstiltskin. 

I was surprised they didn't even comment when Alice shrunk them all down.


The End

Marvel's Agents of SHIELD
S05E22
Season 5 Episode 22



After a boring & disconnected season, I was hoping they would all vanish thanks to Thanos but this episode turned out to be pretty good. It started out with that good scene of Yo-Yo arguing with Daisy about saving the world & May being selfish & destroying the Odium.

I guess they used all the money they saved on lighting for this season finale. This episode looked way better, with Qovas' ship crashing into the Chicago skyline but the superhero fight was really anti-climactic. Sure, it was the smart way to get rid of a super-villain, collateral damage was minimized without civilian casualties but it wasn't exciting and it was over really quickly. I didn't like how they ret-conned Graviton into being able to absorb anyone, that made no sense. He only absorbed the absorbing man, because Creel turned himself into Granitonium. Talbot can't absorb Daisy.

"We save lives"

They finally broke the time loop which means that the future they were in, is now a different earth. I totally forgot that Fitz is orbiting a planet. I thought they really were killing him.



Monday, June 18, 2018

Sleepers Wake

Archer Dreamland: 
S08E05
Season 8 Episode 5


This episode wasn't that funny. 

It was too much of the kidnapping story. 

It was funny when Vandertunt mentioned the Red SkullThe cyborg quoting Terminator 2 while that guy was dressed as Marlon Brando in The Wild One was funny too. 

They didn't really do a good job of explaining why Lana would suddenly be interested in what's going on. 



Journey into Night

Westworld
S02E01
Season 2 Episode 1

So it's been 2 weeks since stupid psycho black hat gave Delores sentience & Bernard is with the corporate recue team on some island across some sea from Westworld. Then we jumped back to right after the massacre from last season, so it looks like the jump this season isn't years but only 2 weeks. It won't have the same shock for some people but I guess they are trying to keep it interesting to see how Teddy died.

They are trying to make you feel sympathetic towards these toasters but then they show you the drone hosts with no faces & no eyes, so really, anyone watching this show who still thinks that these toasters should be sentient is an idiot. Not only were they going around killing humans, Delores was even killing other toasters. So now she is a hypocrite too. Instead of giving the Native American sentience, she killed him. She is no better than humans, she's worse. Despite their attempt to make us see from their perspective.

The dude had a good point, that Maeve's daughter isn't real & he wrote the penis insult. Her feelings & memories aren't real. They were written by someone else, like a dream that doesn't mean anything. It's too bad they don't explore that stuff a little more.


Sunday, June 17, 2018

Special Delivery

The Last Man On Earth
S04E14
Season 4 Episode 14

This episode was pretty funny, with the self-abuse & Melissa's poem. The robot dog was nightmarish looking but these people should be getting crazier as time goes on, I don't know how Erica & Gail stay relatively sane. 

I think it's dumb that they are bringing back Mike. It should have been some Mexican guy who doesn't speak English. That would have been funnier.


Brain Drain

The New Adventures of He-Man
S01E44
Season 1 Episode 44

Lizzorr & Karatti were in Gorn city shooting at Spinwit & Sagitar.

It's too bad the Tech Mutants didn't invent the brain amplifier, it didn't make sense that the old mayor of Gorn city had it, but he looks like 1 of the tech mutants, so maybe he was smart enough.

Staghorn, Butthead & Slushhead had a great idea to propel Nordor toward Primus to break the shield. A brilliant plan & now I want a Nordor more than I previously did.

Sexy Sorceress gave He-Man some good advice. I like having the Sorceress giving He-Man advice a million times better than the way failmation had Man-At-Arms giving Adam advice.