The Coffin

Preacher
S03E05
Season 3 Episode 5

I thought the vampire dating app was pretty funny, but Cassidy has to be really stupid to think that vampires are so out in the open that they have a dating app. 

Is that guy a vampire, he ate an owl, can fly; can compel people & turned into a cat! That’s crazy.

Tulip should have just killed the grandma, but I guess it was good that she asked him first, the evil grandma linked their lives, straight out of Vampire Diaries.

The fight in the bedroom was pretty good. 

The Tombs

Preacher
S03E04
Season 3 Episode 4

The Preacher warned Cassidy that he shouldn't be there. It was a good plan to get him out of there, but the stupid vampire just had to crawl out of the box & come back for more. I like how the preacher really beat the crap out of him in the tombs.

Seriously, that's the worst man she's ever loved? When she was a teenager? Give me a break. That's her brother's fault for going over there. Womp Womp, get over it.

The Saint of Killers not screaming while he was flayed by the Angel of death was dumb. Yeah, he's so tough. Whatever.

I liked the devil. He looked like the devil plus his office was pretty cool. I guess he wants Hitler & Butt-mouth to return to hell but that kid doesn't belong there. The Preacher sent him there by accident. He should really fix that.

Gonna Hurt

Preacher
S03E03
Season 3 Episode 3

It's good to see Jesse & Cassidy talk & admit that they are friends. Cassidy should have listened to him. He warned him and he did save his life. So the tombs are just an underground gladiator games. Just more unrealistic insanity.

I like how god said that while Tulip has free will, she's so dumb he was pretty sure she would make all the wrong decisions so his plan would work out. The fact that she talks back to god shows just how stupid she is. It would be great if god showed his power by killing her & replacing her with an accurate white Tulip. Just to show her to have more respect.

And she's pretty dumb. Jesse has been all over town trying to sell spells, everyone knows he's back.

Sonsabitches

Preacher
S03E02
Season 3 Episode 2

I can't believe Jesse was so dumb to think that Herr Starr would just give him his soul back like that, so stupid. Of course Tulip is even more stupid. Instead of waiting, she ruined everything. I like that they used a clip of her father saying how they can't do anything right. Some people just always make bad decisions & ruin their life & the life of everyone around them.

So now that his grandma has his blood she can do voodoo on him? I could have sworn it was in the shape of a baby's footprint & that he agreed to give her his 1st born.

Ugh, the basement. That vice principal lost his soul apparently and has been in the basement all this time? And he's missing an eye? What? 

Show us more fighting & less shock from Ennis. The consume being revealed as gross animals & roadkill wasn't funny, just gross Ennis. Ennis has more contempt for comic readers than the sjw who are trying to ruin superheroes.

Angelville

Preacher
S03E01
Season 3 Episode 1

You can always tell when a scene is garbagEnnis. The grandmother cut open the preacher's mom's stomach to look at a photo? Just nonsense. Because I know he writes these unrealistic stupid scenarios, it isn't shocking to me. Luckily the show has other redeeming qualities like the Preacher fighting.

He fought the vampire after he told the preacher that he banged Tulip. They had a pretty good fight. Sure, it was blurry but it was still good. Then the preacher fought that big guy, who apparently has super strength? Whatever. That was also a good fight. I don't even care why they were fighting.

The Purgatory scene was interesting but I don't think they thought that through. Tulip became alive just as god was telling her what he wanted her to do. Probably something with the people who shot her.

The End of the Road

Preacher
S02E13
Season 2 Episode 13

The best part of this episode was Hitler. Stupid Eugene actually thought that Hitler had been redeemed. It was pretty funny how Hitler ran away. Then Eugene realized what he had done, of course, nowadays nobody would listen to Hitler.

what kid cares that he killed a chicken? is he some vegetarian, it's the south, doesn't he eat friend chicken? that was dumb. it would have been better if they had switched that scene with the episode that showed him being dunked in the water.

Preacher's fight scene was ok.

I really was hoping that Tulip was dead for real. What an idiot she is, she knew that woman had a gun, she had borrowed it. She's dumb & evil, she beat up that store owner to help a shoplifter.

On Your Knees

Preacher
S02E12
Season 2 Episode 12

It's like nobody who worked on the comic ever read the bible. The messiah that is going to return in Revelation is Jesus himself returning, not that stupid inbred guy on the show. I don't know why the Pope would say such a thing. Wow, I can't believe that Herr Starr kneeled before Jesse, especially after that audio tape thing from the last episode. I hope the Preacher is going to behave after that. Herr Starr is right, the preacher is not a good man.

The hell stuff also made no sense. Eugene was in the hole, but this time the Preacher didn't show up to bang Tracy. I'm not sure what the lesson was, that he escaped the friendzone? It was dumb.

I'm also surprised how that demon from hell was able to walk around on earth & capture the Saint of Killers. I like that Herr Starr told Cassidy & Tulip how useless they are. Despite all this bad logic on the show, It's not a bad show, but I can't see how people spent money buying this comic.

Backdoors

Preacher 
S02E11
Season 2 Episode 11

That flashback was really stupid. His grand mom was putting him in a box under water so he would stop using his last name? Like that flimsy box was waterproof.

Saint of Killers is out & Tulip was being stupid again, as is she's sacrificing anything for Jesse. She went to his town & ruined his life & now she's complaining. Her & Cassidy have nothing else to do. They are basically unemployed homeless people.

I like that the dalmatian was god all along from the 1st episode this season but god being some pervert is just Ennis dumbness.

That bitch falsely accused the blacksmith of rape because he wouldn't endanger his life melting a loaded gun. Then they make this seem cool? Tulip should have realized she's not a battered wife right there.

Dirty Little Secret

Preacher
S02E10
Season 2 Episode 10

Of course someone pees on the Preacher. Garth Ennis & his adolescent humor, just like the inbred descendant of Christ, which makes no sense. Christ banged some married woman & Peter killed her after she gave birth, so Humperdoo didn't have any relatives to be inbred with. Just more dumb Ennis humor.

I like that Herr Starr said what I've been saying this whole time. Jesse's friends aren't really helping him at all. They are just along for the ride. They don't care about his quest. I didn't expect Herr Starr to tell Jesse to take god's place, that was surprising considering how ruthless he is about being in charge.

I can't believe that grail girl screwed up so bad. Denis is going to be a problem if Cassidy doesn't do something soon.

Puzzle Piece

Preacher
S02E09
Season 2 Episode 9

I'm so glad that the Preacher used the word on Tulip. She really is annoying. He should put her to sleep every episode. I seriously don't get how neither she nor Cassidy care that god is missing. I get that he's closer to his son now, but a little interest would be more realistic.

I hate that they did the fight from the soldier's point of view, 1 of the best parts of this show is watching the preacher beat people up.

I see why fat Rufus thought Herr Starr was gay, because he turned down that girl, but considering that he was going to shoot fat Rufus, I don't see why he didn't pull out his gun with the gay prostitutes. I'm sure Garth Ennis thought it was really funny when he wrote it.

So is Herr Starr interested in the Preacher because they both seem to want an authoritative dictatorship?

Holes

Preacher
S02E08
Season 2 Episode 8

Is Tulip this annoying in the comic book? She doesn't help the preacher & is barely paying attention to his quest to find god. A normal person would have their whole life change knowing that god & angels are real but not her. She's so selfish & childish.

How did the preacher not notice the Grail Industries on the actual dvd, duh. He went to the actor's agent but didn't check to see how the dvd got to the agent.

I'm surprised that Cassidy is going to sire Dennis. He barely knows the guy & doesn't even speak French. Why does Dennis want to live anyway. He has a terrible life as it is, a dirty apartment, no friends, etc.

How is the hole worse than their regular hell cell, this version of hell is pretty dumb sometimes. Hopefully we'll see more Hitler.

Pig

Preacher
S02E07
Season 2 Episode 7

Can Tulip be any more annoying? She once again isn't helping Jesse & complained that he was late, as if he didn't do everything he could to save her life. She's such a child. Those guys at the shooting range should have beat the living crap out of her. I guess it was a good way for her to get over her anxiety about the saint, but she.

The Herr Star story was to be expected. It's obviously Garth Ennis stupidity that is meant to be shocking, but it isn't. The fight distraction & him killing those guys wasn't as funny as they think it is.

Why is the Preacher asking about his soul & the apocalypse? He just lied & scammed people out of all their money & he still thinks he can get into heaven? How does he think it works?

Sokosha

Preacher
S02E06
Season 2 Episode 6

This was a good episode but the Saint of Killers turned out to have the lamest back story ever. We saw him in hell re-living his family dying & them being eaten by birds so that wasn't new. What was new is that he lost his soul & he was a soulless killing machine randomly killing people before he ended up in hell. they even used the comics to tell us his story & it was just really boring. It would have been better if he went around killing doctors or religious people. Some animal man indiscriminately killing people just isn't scary.

That was a good twist when the Saint of Killers reminded the preacher that he would be sending his own soul to hell. It was only 1% but that might be enough so that when the preacher dies, he would go to hell 100%. Of course, if he doesn't redeem himself soon, the preacher may end up going to hell anyway. He has done a lot of evil in his life.

Dallas

Preacher
S02E05
Season 2 Episode 5

More evidence that Tulip sucks & Jesse is a naive white knight. She lied about being on the pill & her job, while he was bartending & trying to start a family with her. Wait until he finds out that she banged the vampire.

It's too bad that they put Cassidy in such a difficult position. He really is trying to be a friend to the preacher, but Tulip makes it almost impossible.

The Saint of Killers is really stupid. He's not scary at all. He just runs around killing everyone, what is the point of even asking if people know where the preacher is, he kills them anyway, even when they tell the truth that they don't know where he is. He's such a stupid character.

Viktor

Preacher
S02E04
Season 2 Episode 4

Finding out that the fake god from last season was a New Orleans actor was a little too convenient, I'd prefer if they kept going to jazz clubs instead. 

I like that people ignored Tulip, because she really is annoying. Finding out that she's already married to some criminal guy just make me hate her more. It also makes Jesse seem like a moron if he doesn't care that she goes off by herself & has no idea where she is, especially when she spent the night who knows where.

The hell part was interesting because they tried to make you feel bad for Hitler, which is funny. I wonder if anyone did. "Hitler did nothing wrong!"  but I think it's dumb that he has maybe been rehabilitated by holodeck hell. That's stupid. They are supposed to be tortured, not made better. It's hell not limbo. I wonder if the machine not working is related to Eugene being there.

Damsels

Preacher
S02E03
Season 2 Episode 3

the preacher was beating up those ghost guys. it was a really good fight scene. they should do more of that on this show.

I knew the capital of Florida was Tallahassee. 

Hell is apparently a Holodeck prison. Poor Eugene was just a dumb beta-orbiter to slut Tracy. Who would rather kill herself than date Eugene. Even after burning his mouth into a butthole, he still hasn't escaped the FriendZone. Maybe Hitler will help him.

I was expecting more people laughing at the Preacher when he asked about god. I did think he was dumb that he kept going to bars, is there really jazz at every bar? Fat Rufus sent him to that blonde, so I knew something was up & I was right.

Mumbai Sky Tower

Preacher 
S01E02
Season 1 Episode 2

I was wondering how the preacher was going to avoid that bullet.

This episode didn't have a lot of Ennis stupidity. Only the 1 arm guy trying to use the candy machine. It was really dumb. Jesse told them to fight the Saint of Killers. He didn't say "don't feel any pain" or "don't bleed to death."

I also don't understand this angel, or demon because Fiore did say he was in hell & is never going back. He's not a warrior angel or a guardian angel. When the Preacher told him to find peace, his solution was to have the Saint of Killers kill him. Cassidy asked Fiore about being gay, but it wasn't clear. Especially after we saw him bang a hooker. So who knows.

Maybe Cassidy will meet up with Klaus!

On the Road

Preacher
S02E01
Season 2 Episode 1

I liked that 70's Grindhouse car chase. I liked that Cassidy was talking about circumcisions & telling the truth. I hope people do some research.

There was too much Ennis stupidity in this episode. Tulip used a dead cop's intestine to siphon gas from a cop car to her car. It was so stupid & gross for no reason. I can't imagine anyone thinking that was funny. Then the Saint of Killers pulled out that guy's tongue. It was just so stupid.

Cassidy is right, it's only a matter of time until the preacher finds out that he banged Tulip.

The shoot out was interesting but was he using magic bullets or something, because it looked like a regular gun. How is the Saint of Killers immune to Genesis?

I like that god was at the strip joint for the jazz.

Call and Response

Preacher
S01E10

This was a pretty good season finale.

Finally a good flashback about Tulip & Jesse. I didn't like her before but now I understand where she's coming from. She lost a child thanks to Carlos, so it all makes sense now, her anger & frustration. Also why Jesse tried to go back to religion.

"Get that somofabitch preacher!"

I really thought that the masochist mom was turning the preacher in to the police but she helped figure out the angel phone.

The town found out that god, angels & heaven are real but god is missing. I can see how that would make people hopeless. But some of them went overboard. The little girls raped & killed the pedophile bus driver. Only Emily was sane enough to tell her kids, that basically nothing changed but I'm still glad she died with the rest of the town.

Destroying the entire town keeps the truth about heaven & vampires from getting out to the rest of the world & having it also descend into chaos.

Finish The Song

Preacher
S01E09

I felt bad for the poor sheriff who strangled that angel as an act of mercy, he was pretty distraught about doing it. I was hoping the angel would touch his forehead & relieve him of that guilt using angel magic or something.

I was getting really annoyed when they kept showing those old west scenes that we already saw in old episodes but then they kept showing them & finally revealed that he was in Hell reliving the worst part of his life. That was pretty good.

I'm not sure why they need the old cowboy to kill the Preacher but I liked that they got on the shuttle where Walter White got on the shuttle. That was funny.

I can't believe Emily fed the Mayor to Cassidy. That was awful. Did she do that just so she could pursue Jesse because Tulip said she was done with him. Emily is an evil heartless selfish bitch.